Monday, July 31, 2006

Beyoncé Fans Demand Deja Vu Re-shoot

So, we already know the Beyonce stans are up in arms about her
video for Deja Vu. Them fools started a petition and
everything, demanding a re-shoot.
Well, here you go.
This one is much much better

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Janet Jackson Very Satisfied with Jermaine Dupri in Bed

Ever wonder why Janet always has a smile on her face?
She tells Essence magazine it's because she's
finally met her sexual match in Jermaine Dupree!
Janet claims in the past, it was always the guys who said,
"Hold on, wait a minute" well not with Jermaine!
Janet says Jermaine is really slanging!!
Janet, you're my girl, my sister, I love you
so I'm gon tell you this, DON'T be bragging on yo man's dack.
You just inviting trouble, cause chicks gon be coming from
miles around to see what you talking about, ya dig?

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Keenen Ivory Wayans Ex-Wife Gets Half


Check it.

Keenen and his ex-wife Daphne had been together since 1989. They didn't get married till 2001. They filed for divorce in 2004 and Keenen did her dirty ya'll!

Diddy Caught Passing a J in the Club

The National Enquirer caught Puffy with a bag of the sticky icky.
They say while partying in Miami at club Mansion, Puffy's
whole table was lighting up. The snitch says they could tell it was
weed, by the way everybody deeply inhaled then passed the j.
Now Puffy, you know darn well errbody watching yo tail!
Be more discreet! And they wonder why there's a hip hop task force!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Lark Drops The Lawsuit Against The National Enquirer For Calling Her A Crackhead

Umm hmm, yeah, so let me get this straight.
You say The National Enquirer wrongly accused you of being
a crackhead, then you loudly file a lawsuit, claiming the accusations
cost you jobs, then you ever so quietly withdraw the suit?
And it wasn't a "settled out of court" thing either.
The Enquirer ain't gotta print a retraction, apology or nothing!
You thought we was gon let that pass?
I predict Lark Voorhies will next in line for a reality TV show.

Beyonce Sabotages LeToya Luckett Album Release

BeyoncĂ© must be really insecure or really mean. 
How else can you explain her moving up the release date
for her new CD "B-Day" in order to compete with
ex-Destiny's Child member, Letoya Luckett's new CD "LeToya"?
I mean the CD is called B-Day, it was supposed to be
released on.. duh, BeYAWNsay's birthday, September 4th.
Now all of a sudden, since LeToya hit the charts like a rocket
B-Day is released for pre-orders? What an underhanded trick.
I want LeToya to do way better than Beyonce!
And to help out
I'm gonna buy LeToya's cd from Barnes and Nobles
and get Beyonce's on bootleg from the gas station!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dem Franchize Boyz Bail on South Carolina Concert

Dem Franchize Boyz left South Carolina concert goers
in a lurch after they failed to show up for a gig.
A gig they were paid in advance for, I might add.
The promoter waited two hours before sending
home the crowd of 1,100. Efforts to contact Dem Boyz
have gone unanswered and the promoters have
promised fans a free picnic instead of refunds.
Sounds like a fair exchange to me, if they throw in free beer and blunts.

Prince Divorces Manuela Testolini

What a cute couple, too bad it's over!
Prince is headed to divorce court
to get rid of wife number 2, Manuela Testolini.
I bet they were fighting over eyeliner and mirror space!

What Is It About British Women That Make Married American Celebrities Cheat?


Another married American celeb gets outed
by his British lover. First Cee-Lo, now Wesley Snipes.
Fran Murphy tells News of the World all about her six
day sex marathon with Wesley Snipes's dusty ass. She says
he poured chocolate all over her body and nibbled
on her neck while telling her,
"I'm being a Vampire."
But get this, Fran didn't even know what he was
talking about, because she's never watched any of his movies!
She did say he had a big stick, though.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Naomi Campbell's Star Studded Ex List

Ever wonder what it's like to be Naomi Campbell's man?
Well, according to the New York Daily News,
it's more laughs than a barrel of monkeys,
or being on a date with one!
Naomi's "ex" list reads like a who's who in show biz including
Eric Clapton
Eddie Murphy
Lenny Kravitz
Sean Penn
P-Diddy
Quincy Jones
Mike Tyson
Sylvester Stallone
Tommy Lee
David Blaine
Kevin Costner
Robert DeNiro
plus several Italian playboys I'm sure I would have heard of
were I more international
but supposedly, one time she thought DeNiro was with another
women and called the police and the fire department to his house!
Another time she was heard screaming into her phone at DeNiro,
"Either marry me or buy me a building!"
Then there was the time another boyfriend unknowingly
invited one of her exes to a party he and Naomi threw,
and Naomi stormed out. When the guy returned to his
London mansion, his living room was filled with broken glass!

Mo'Nique Kicked Off United Airlines Flight



The other day Monique was kicked off a United Airlines flight
because her assistant, who was sitting in coach, walked to first class
and tried to stow Monique's hairdryer. When the flight attendants
checked her, which they should've, Monique threw a hissy and got
kicked off the plane. Firstly, let me say, when I fly first class,
I don't want anyone putting their arms over my head stowing their things.
Anyway,
Monique seems to think there was some racism going on. Did she
announce to the flight crew who her assistant was before they boarded?

Monday, July 24, 2006

Michael Jordan Sued Over Paternity Agreement

Michael Jordan was dating a woman named Karla Knafel.
In 91 Karla got pregnant and told MJ the baby was his.
Karla claims Mike promised her $5 million dollars to keep quiet and every thing was fine until 
paternity tests proved the child wasn't his.

So why does Karla think she still deserves the money?

Who knows but she actually sued MJ to enforce their verbal agreement. 

Too bad a judge just dismissed the case, letting Mike off the $5 million dollar hook. 

I wonder how his wife Juanita is taking it.
Mike and Karla in happier times

Friday, July 21, 2006

Ex Calls the Cops on Naomi Campbell

Naomi sho' is pretty....pretty crazy!
She got arrested again...!

M.C. Hammer's Music Catalogue Sold at Auction

Poor Hammer!
His music catalouge was sold for a whopping 2.7 million
but he won't see a penny of it!
The sale was handled by the executor of his bankruptcy trust and
the new owner plans to license the music for movies and commericals.
Amazingly, Hammer raked in over 33 million dollars in 1991 but filed
for bankruptcy in 1996 claiming over 14 million in debts.
How did it happen?
Hammer had 17 race cars, a Boeing 747, a Kentucky Derby race horse,
a 20 million dollar mansion and a monthly payroll over $500,000.
Whatever!
It ain't what you cop, it's what you keep!