Beyoncé Fans Demand Deja Vu Re-shoot

So, we already know the Beyonce stans are up in arms about her

video for Deja Vu. Them fools started a petition and

everything, demanding a re-shoot.

Well, here you go.

This one is much much better

Janet Jackson Very Satisfied with Jermaine Dupri in Bed

Ever wonder why Janet always has a smile on her face?

She tells Essence magazine it's because she's

finally met her sexual match in Jermaine Dupree!

Janet claims in the past, it was always the guys who said,

"Hold on, wait a minute" well not with Jermaine!

Janet says Jermaine is really slanging!!

Janet, you're my girl, my sister, I love you

so I'm gon tell you this, DON'T be bragging on yo man's dack.

You just inviting trouble, cause chicks gon be coming from

miles around to see what you talking about, ya dig?

Keenen Ivory Wayans Ex-Wife Gets Half

Check it.

Keenen and his ex-wife Daphne had been together since 1989. They didn't get married till 2001. They filed for divorce in 2004 and Keenen did her dirty ya'll!

Diddy Caught Passing a J in the Club

The National Enquirer caught Puffy with a bag of the sticky icky.

They say while partying in Miami at club Mansion, Puffy's

whole table was lighting up. The snitch says they could tell it was

weed, by the way everybody deeply inhaled then passed the j.

Now Puffy, you know darn well errbody watching yo tail!

Be more discreet! And they wonder why there's a hip hop task force!

(source)

Lark Drops The Lawsuit Against The National Enquirer For Calling Her A Crackhead

Umm hmm, yeah, so let me get this straight.

You say The National Enquirer wrongly accused you of being

a crackhead, then you loudly file a lawsuit, claiming the accusations

cost you jobs, then you ever so quietly withdraw the suit?

And it wasn't a "settled out of court" thing either.

The Enquirer ain't gotta print a retraction, apology or nothing!

You thought we was gon let that pass?

I predict Lark Voorhies will next in line for a reality TV show.

(source)

Beyonce Sabotages LeToya Luckett Album Release

Beyoncé must be really insecure or really mean. 

How else can you explain her moving up the release date

for her new CD "B-Day" in order to compete with

ex-Destiny's Child member, Letoya Luckett's new CD "LeToya"?

I mean the CD is called B-Day, it was supposed to be

released on.. duh, BeYAWNsay's birthday, September 4th.

Now all of a sudden, since LeToya hit the charts like a rocket

B-Day is released for pre-orders? What an underhanded trick.

I want LeToya to do way better than Beyonce!

And to help out

I'm gonna buy LeToya's cd from Barnes and Nobles

and get Beyonce's on bootleg from the gas station!

(source)

Dem Franchize Boyz Bail on South Carolina Concert

Dem Franchize Boyz left South Carolina concert goers

in a lurch after they failed to show up for a gig.

A gig they were paid in advance for, I might add.

The promoter waited two hours before sending

home the crowd of 1,100. Efforts to contact Dem Boyz

have gone unanswered and the promoters have

promised fans a free picnic instead of refunds.

Sounds like a fair exchange to me, if they throw in free beer and blunts.

(source)

Prince Divorces Manuela Testolini

What a cute couple, too bad it's over!

Prince is headed to divorce court

to get rid of wife number 2, Manuela Testolini.

I bet they were fighting over eyeliner and mirror space!

(source)

What Is It About British Women That Make Married American Celebrities Cheat?

Another married American celeb gets outed

by his British lover. First Cee-Lo, now Wesley Snipes.

Fran Murphy tells News of the World all about her six

day sex marathon with Wesley Snipes's dusty ass. She says

he poured chocolate all over her body and nibbled

on her neck while telling her,

"I'm being a Vampire."

But get this, Fran didn't even know what he was

talking about, because she's never watched any of his movies!

She did say he had a big stick, though.

(source)

Naomi Campbell's Star Studded Ex List

Ever wonder what it's like to be Naomi Campbell's man?

Well, according to the New York Daily News,

it's more laughs than a barrel of monkeys,

or being on a date with one!

Naomi's "ex" list reads like a who's who in show biz including

Eric Clapton

Eddie Murphy

Lenny Kravitz

Sean Penn

P-Diddy

Quincy Jones

Mike Tyson

Sylvester Stallone

Tommy Lee

David Blaine

Kevin Costner

Robert DeNiro

plus several Italian playboys I'm sure I would have heard of

were I more international

but supposedly, one time she thought DeNiro was with another

women and called the police and the fire department to his house!

Another time she was heard screaming into her phone at DeNiro,

"Either marry me or buy me a building!"

Then there was the time another boyfriend unknowingly

invited one of her exes to a party he and Naomi threw,

and Naomi stormed out. When the guy returned to his

London mansion, his living room was filled with broken glass!

(source)

Mo'Nique Kicked Off United Airlines Flight

The other day Monique was kicked off a United Airlines flight

because her assistant, who was sitting in coach, walked to first class

and tried to stow Monique's hairdryer. When the flight attendants

checked her, which they should've, Monique threw a hissy and got

kicked off the plane. Firstly, let me say, when I fly first class,

I don't want anyone putting their arms over my head stowing their things.

Anyway,

Monique seems to think there was some racism going on. Did she

announce to the flight crew who her assistant was before they boarded?

(source)

Michael Jordan Sued Over Paternity Agreement

Michael Jordan was dating a woman named Karla Knafel.

In 91 Karla got pregnant and told MJ the baby was his.

Karla claims Mike promised her $5 million dollars to keep quiet and every thing was fine until 

paternity tests proved the child wasn't his.

So why does Karla think she still deserves the money?

Who knows but she actually sued MJ to enforce their verbal agreement. 

Too bad a judge just dismissed the case, letting Mike off the $5 million dollar hook. 

I wonder how his wife Juanita is taking it.

Mike and Karla in happier times

(source)

Ex Calls the Cops on Naomi Campbell

Naomi sho' is pretty....pretty crazy!

She got arrested again...!

M.C. Hammer's Music Catalogue Sold at Auction

Poor Hammer!

His music catalouge was sold for a whopping 2.7 million

but he won't see a penny of it!

The sale was handled by the executor of his bankruptcy trust and

the new owner plans to license the music for movies and commericals.

Amazingly, Hammer raked in over 33 million dollars in 1991 but filed

for bankruptcy in 1996 claiming over 14 million in debts.

How did it happen?

Hammer had 17 race cars, a Boeing 747, a Kentucky Derby race horse,

a 20 million dollar mansion and a monthly payroll over $500,000.

Whatever!

It ain't what you cop, it's what you keep!

(source)