Lil Wayne Says

If he ruled the world, "First of all, I already know, men would be able to marry however many women they want. School would not be optional. It would be mandatory. Because I do not like unintelligent people – it's a pet peeve. If you dumb, you not around me. Other than that, did I mention the men would be able to marry women? Ain't no limit on that." And here's some video footage of Weezy falling on his ass during a concert.

They Say

Jennifer Hudson has been asked to sing the National Anthem at the Inauguration for President elect Barack Obama. No word on whether or not she's up to it. Jen has been seen out in Chicago recently, having dinner with fiance' and Harvard Law grad David [Punk, from I Love NY] Otunga. Also, yesterday the Cook County grand jury indicted William Balfour for the killings Jen's mother, brother and nephew.

People Are Wondering

Well maybe not you, but some people are wondering where is Stedman Graham, who hasn't been seen publicly with Oprah since well before election night.

Andre Rison Arrested

Andre Rison is most famous for having his house burned down by the late Lisa 'Lefteye' Lopes and spending time in jail for not paying his child support. I'm messing with you. For real for real, Andre won a Superbowl with the Green Bay Packers, has played in five Probowls and has a Canadian football championship under his belt.

Anyway, Andre was showing his ass in San Antonio yesterday and got arrested for public drunkenness. 'Dre and one of his pals showed up at a local hotel around 2am and caused a scene once they realized the bar was closed. The cops were called and they both got thrown in the drunk tank. After they sobered up, they saw the judge, each paid an $85 fine and was released.

50's Reality Show Cancelled

After a little more than a month on the air, MTV has canceled 50 Cent’s reality show, “50 Cent: The Money And The Power” due to low ratings.

E-40 Closing His Fat Burger Franchise

E says, "I'm moving on from Fatburger because it didn't really take off like it did in Southern California. I'm moving on to Wing Stop...that's where it's at." The Bay area rapper is also re-launching his 40 Water. "I'm revamping it right now...changing the artwork, because there are so many big dogs out there," he added. "I'm independent like an independent record, and big dogs like Pepsi are trying to crush me."

Mystery Solved

Now we know the reason Naomi Campbell has been so well behaved and why she and billionaire boyfriend Vladimir have lasted so long. Recent holiday photographs of Naomi and Vlad on the beach in the Maldives Islands clearly show that Vladdie is packing.

Timbaland Stiffs His Florist

The White Tulip florist shop in Miami is suing Timbaland for non payment after he ordered $25,850 worth of trees, lights and flowers for his Christmas decorations then balked at paying the bill. The florist is claiming Tim still owes them $11 grand, but Tim is demanding to see a wholesale price list before he'll pay another penny.

Roc-A-Fella Expose'

Next year former Roc-A-Fella employee Choke No Joke is filming a documetary dishing all the dirty details on why Damon Dash and Jay Z fell out and the fall of the Roc-A-Fella empire. Choke says it all started after Dame signed Ol' Dirty Bastard and then tried to make Cam'ron The Roc's vice president. Joke says, "Jay wasn't feeling none of that shit." He also claims Dash let fame go to his head saying, "Dame' was a camera freak. He loved people to tape him, 'cause he started thinking he was a star . . . Ever since the 'Big Pimpin' ' video, he started gettin' a little light and it started to get to his head."

Jaime Foxworth Preggers

You remember Jaime. She played little sister Judy on Family Matters for four seasons before she got sent to her room one day and was never seen or mentioned on the show again. She also did a porno with Lexington Steele. Click here for the porn. Most recently Jaime showed up on Celebrity Rehab combating a marijuana addiction. Anyway, she's going to have a baby.

J Hotel On Hold

Last January when Jay Z stepped down as president of Def Jam one of reasons he gave was that he wouldn't have time for the label between running his 40/40 clubs [the Las Vegas 40/40 closed, by the way] and developing his new boutique hotel 'The J'. Well scratch 'The J' off Jay's 'To Do' list. Jay's hotel plans have been put on hold because most of the financial backers had to step off, leaving Jay about $350 million dollars short.

Boooring

Trick Trick still touring with Yung Berg's chain.

They Say

According to the National Enquirer, Janet Jackson is ready get Beyonce for that slick comment Bey made comparing their families where Beyonce said unlike the Jacksons, her father wasn't using her to get out of a bad situation.

50's Response To Shaniqua's $50 Million Breach of Contract Suit

"If I ever intended to make that kind of commitment to Shaniqua, I would have married her."