Friday, November 21, 2008

Konnichiwa Bitches

Janet Jackson is preparing for her first concert tour in Japan in six years. She's got four dates scheduled between February 14 and the 22.

Usher's Mother Being Investigated

A limo company contracted by Usher's mother to drive during the BET awards is claiming Jonetta Patton stiffed them out of $1,600.00.

Brandy

has not told her daughter about the car crash she was involved in that left one woman dead. She reveals, "It was a very tough time, and I still have never talked about it with Sy'rai. I had to be a mother and stay strong for her. I'd cry when she'd go to sleep so she wouldn't see me like that - I had a responsibility to her." Why are we bringing this up? Because Brandy is promoting her new cd 'Human' so she's been on the promo circuit spilling her guts. She also says the reason she lied about being married is because she felt tremendous pressure to be a good role model. And she declares, "I think this is my year because I've decided that I'm going to go with the flow in my life. The purpose of my life is music. It's my responsibility to give the fans something they've been waiting for, something they deserve."

Ewwww!

A stylist who worked with Superhead went on Liquid Lace radio claiming that behind Supa's ears were so dirty that they were actually stanking!

They Say

Michael Jackson has converted to Islam. Not sure if I believe it, but that's what "they're" saying. And in more M-Jack news, Mike has to hustle his butt over to London to testify in court, because a Bahrainian sheik is claiming Jacko swindled him out of 7 million dollars after promising to write a book, stage a play and record a new record for him. The sheik took Mike in for a year after he beat those molestation charges and apparently Mike promised him the moon in exchange but never fulfilled his agreements. This is old news really but the case is just now coming up. Click here for a catch-up.

The Roots In A Bus Crash

The Roots' bus tipped over in Belgium, but everybody is ok. Bassist Owen Biddle released a statement saying they are, "all in surprisingly good shape and very thankful to be alive," after the bus lost control with the seven-piece band and five crew members mostly asleep. He goes on to describe the crash recalling, "I was startled awake, bracing against the roof of my bunk when the bus began violently rocking and eventually slammed down on it's left side, on top of a van, which our driver said had veered into us, sending both vehicles, wedged together, off the road and into trees beyond the right margin. Not knowing which way was up at first, I made my way out through the window of the upstairs back lounge, which was facing the ground and had been smashed by rescue workers. The response was immediate. We were taken to a nearby hotel as a sort of staging area. From there, I was one of two who opted to go to the hospital for X-rays, as I was having trouble lifting my right arm. Only minor stuff," he says. But the crash didn't stop the show. The Roots are back on the road headed to Paris to open for Kanye.

J & B Top Forbes Power Couple List

According to Forbes, Beyonce and Jay Z raked in $162 million dollars last year netting them the number one spot for top earning couples. Will and Jada came in at number 2 clocking a measly $85 million.

Remy Home For Christmas?

She will be if she has her way. Incarcerated rapper Remy Ma filed an appeal against the eight year bid she pulled after being convicted of shooting one of her girl pals in the gut over a missing 3 grand. The basis of her appeal accuses the judge of making several mistakes while instructing the jury on victim Makeda Barnes Joseph's testimony, plus Remy thinks the jury should not have been told about how she and her people jumped on Makeda's boyfriend while threatening him about Makeda's testimony. Yeah, that should go over well.

Super Easy Super Juicy Blind Item

This B- list R&B singer just had her second abortion that her A list producer/singer boyfriend made her get. He says he doesn't want anymore kids and that if she wants to be with him then she needs to stay childless. I don't know if she is on birth control or not. I just know the details of what happened. She did get a nice $200,000 piece of bling after the first abortion. No word on what she got after this most recent one. Source

Monday, November 17, 2008

Wanda Sykes Comes Out

Kat Williams Gone Crazy

Kat Williams got committed to a psychiatric hospital in South Carolina over the weekend. Your boy was trying to check into a motel wearing a bathrobe, a towel on his head and acting weird, causing hotel employees to call the cops on him, but since there weren't any crimes being committed they left. Later that day Kat appeared on the doorstep of attorney Garryl Deas asking for help. During their brief conversation, Deas said Kat told him he felt the police were "attempting to violate his rights" and he was interested in retaining Deas' services. Kat talked to Deas about his career and said people thought he was missing because he hadn't shown up for a few gigs. Kat also told him there were rumors he had died in a plane crash, which Deas said was obviously not true. Deas told Kat he had to leave the office for a court date and Kat asked if he could wait for him, which he did. When Deas got back Kat was acting even weirder and speaking gibberish. Deas called Kat's fam and they came and had his ass committed to Santee Wateree Mental Health Center.

Don Cornelius Caught A Case

Remember when Soul Train OG Don Cornelius got arrested for beating his wife? The LA city attorney hit Don with charges of spousal battery, assault with a deadly weapon and dissuading a witness from making a police report, all misdemeanors. He could face up to one year in prison on each of the charges.

I Heard That NeNe

from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is a former stripper and that the house she lived in on the show was rented. Was, as in, she don't live there any more. They also say Kim's Big Poppa is some married dude named Lee Najjar.

Kanye Got Arrested For Your Entertainment

Poor Yeezy. The paparazzi will not leave him alone. Your boy was leaving a club in the UK when he got into a scuffle with the paps and was later arrested. Here's 'Ye's side of the story in all caps, cause that's the way he does it.
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED…WHEN I LEFT THE CLUB, I WAS ENCOUNTERED BY A THIRSTY PAPARAZZI AS USUAL. HE FELT HE HAD MORE RIGHTS TO MY SPACE THAN ME, SO I PUT MY HAND UP TO PREVENT HIM FROM TAKING MY IMAGE. I DIDN’T ASSAULT HIM BUT MERELY PUTTING MY HAND UP TO COVER HIS LENS. MY SECURITY YELLED, “GET THE CAMERA OFF HIM.” I GUESS IN ALL THE COMMOTION THE CAMERA SCRAPED HIS NOSE.THREE HOURS LATER I GET A KNOCK AT MY HOTEL DOOR. THERE WERE FIVE POLICE OFFICERS IN FRONT OF MY ROOM AND I HAD NO IDEA WHY. I HAD MY SECURITY GO SPEAK WITH THEM. THE COPS WERE VERY CORDIAL BUT TOLD ME THEY HAD TO ARREST ME BECAUSE A COMPLAINT WAS FILED. THAT WAS THE BOGUS PART. THEY PLACED ME IN HANDCUFFS AND DROVE ME TO THE STATION. THEY SPOKE ABOUT HOW THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A PUBLICITY STUNT BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER BUT THEY STILL HAD TO GO THOUGH THE MOTIONS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL THERE WERE PAPARAZZI HANGING OVER THE BRIDGE ABOVE THE HOTEL TRYING TO GET A SHOT OF ME GETTING OUT THE POLICE VAN. EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T CHARGED, THE DAMAGE WAS DONE. SURE ENOUGH THE NEXT MORNING, PLASTERED ACROSS EVERY MEDIA OUTLET… KANYE GETS ARRESTED. IT DIDN’T MATTER THAT I WASN’T CHARGED OR THE FACT THAT I HADN’T ASSAULTED ANYONE. ALL THAT MATTERED WAS THAT I WAS ARRESTED.