Friday, September 12, 2008

Kanye Released on $20,000 Bond

Kanye West and his road manager were booked on felony vandalism charges and released on $20,000.00 bonds yesterday, after attacking paparazzi and smashing cameras at LAX. After their release, Kanye and his road dog were seen boarding a private plane headed to Hawaii. Click here to watch them board their flight if you're that bored at work and hard up for distractions.
You can click to enlarge Kanye's booking information
The whole skirmish in case you missed it.

OJ Gets An All White Jury

Nine women and three men.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Kanye Arrested At LAX

Kanye West and his personal assistant got into some kind of skirmish with TMZ camera-men at LAX and smashed a couple of cameras. Both Kanye and his assistant were arrested. Footage is forthcoming. Update: As promised click here for footage.

Herp Alert

You know why I love Baller Alert? Because of the public service announcements. Here's the latest warning: "Ladies if you are located in the Miami Beach/South beach area or just wherever this baller is, I plead with you to beware of ***** ******* of the Kansas City Chiefs. He recently bought a condo this summer in Miami and is the talk on many known groupies lips who are known to have STD's. It's sad but true, I got herpes from him. We had unprotected sex when we were drunk once after a crazy club night, he gave me head and I returned the favor. I have soars [<---her spelling not mine] on my mouth and my vagina and my ass." Click here to see who's getting blasted.

Community Service Controversy

Naomi Campbell has started the community service she was sentenced to after being convicted of attacking officers on a British Airways flight after her luggage got lost. The only problem is, while the other community service-ers were put to work cleaning and serving food at a homeless shelter, Naomi was sent to help out in an administrative capacity and the others are crying foul. One said she was treated "like a princess" and added: "It's usually pretty gruelling work but not for her."

Still No Boogie

Even though Damon Dash's baby mama, Linda Williams, was ordered to appear in court yesterday to turn over their 16 year old son Boogie or face jail time, she didn't show up or return Boogie, who went to visit his mom two weeks ago and never went back. And just so you know Linda ain't thinking about Dame or the courts, she enrolled Boogie in school on Long Island last week.

About That Jet

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

It's Official

As of yesterday, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are legally divorced. And don't sleep. Al is said to be VERY unhappy about the air-tight prenuptial agreement Star made him sign. They say he's walking away with practically nothing and the only reason he's not fighting it is because he can't afford the court costs.

Lying Ass

A few weeks ago Diddy vlogged from an American Airlines terminal complaining that high gas prices had forced him to ground his private jet. Why he lie and say he own a jet? Some anal dude from The Palm Beach Post searched the FAA records and found that no jet is registered to Diddy or any of his companies, forcing Diddy's camp to admit that they don't actually own a jet, rather they, along with a few thousand other people, deal with this company called NetJet that sells flight hours on private jets and calls it “fractional ownership.” To add insult to injury, the guy finishes the column by pointing out that the truly wealthy aren't affected by high gas prices. Ouch.

Floyd Mayweather Sued For Non-Payment

Floyd 'Money' Mayweather is being sued by a Florida developer who says F-Money welched on a deal to purchase an $8 million dollar property. The developer has a signed contract stating Mayweather and Mayweather Productions had put a $1.7 million dollar deposit into an escrow account for the purchase. The problem is Floyd and 'nem never established the account but tried to close on the property and move in anyway. The seller is seeking damages for being mislead into taking the property off the market and for expenses and interest incurred.

Solange Sold

12,696 cds last week.

Yung Berg's Chain On The Move

Here's Yung Berg's chain hanging out in a bathroom somewhere in Detroit. They say this is Trick Trick's daughter Monique. Click the picture to see more shots of the chain.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Akon From Another Angle

Last week video of Akon surfaced that looked like he'd stiff armed a female fan across the face, knocking her off a speaker platform at his concert in Guyana.
This week video from a different angle shows that's not exactly what happened. While Akon did give the girl a good forearm across the face, he did not knock her off the platform.

Can We Get A Weed Carrier For Weezy?

Yesterday Lil Wayne's people issued an unsolicited statement talking about Weezy would not be performing at Fashion Rocks along with Beyonce, Rhianna, Chris Brown, Mary J Blige, Mariah Carey and others because of scheduling conflicts. Today word leaked that your boy refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him and got booted from the show. They say Weezy was all like, 'I don't need your fucking show - I'm leaving if you make me do this.' and Fashion Rock organizers was like, "buh bye". Minutes later, organizers got frantic calls from Weezy's management and record label begging then to have him back. Fashion Rocks was like, 'OK, we have an opening at 7 p.m.' But Wayne's people said, 'Can we do a bit later. He's not going to be ready'. Then Weezy calls back at, like, 9:30 and says, 'I'm five blocks away,' which is like 500 blocks away in New York traffic, so they told him to forget it.