Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Chris Rock Fake Baby Mama Writing A Book

Remember that chick from Georgia who tried to say Chris Rock fathered her son, but DNA tests proved he didn't? She's writing a book and sent out press releases claiming she'll rip the lid off her steamy affair with Chris and about how her life "started crashing down all around her,” until “getting pregnant with Chris’ son saved her life.” She's also contesting the paternity tests and demanding another one be taken in California. Chris's attorney says, “There is a final judgement. This is not Chris Rock’s child. It’s been fully litigated, and that includes DNA testing.”

What Did You Do Yesterday?


Naomi Campbell spent yesterday sucking face with her über rich boyfriend on his yacht off the coast of St. Tropez. And FYI, he's not Brazilian billionaire Marcus Elias as previously reported on this page. He's a Russian billionaire named Vlad. We did get the billionaire part right, though.

Nelly Is The New Face Of Sean John Underwear

Diddy says, "To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man. He has the attitude, the swagger and most of all, the physique that our customers can both aspire and relate to. And let's be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign. The images are so strong; they speak for themselves."


Rick Ross Continues to Deny Prison Guard Claims

Rick Ross got on the radio in Phoenix and said, “Just keep the rumors coming. We gon’ keep the records coming, we gon’ keep the music coming. Like I said, I’m one of the realest sources of this real street music in this game. Straight out of Miami, straight out of M-I-Yayo. One of my closest homies was on America’s Most Wanted.”

“Don’t believe the hype" he continued, "In the game we in, it’s real competitive. Competitors have to do what they have to do to eat. We making the best music. Y’all seen the BET Awards, y’all saw the magazine. We the biggest in the game, we the best in the game. Just keeping it real. And anytime somebody can attack my character, like I said, you get nothing from the Boss. I don’t give haters the pleasure.“

Uhh, OK. Well, here's Rick's certificate for perfect attendance on the job, a link to his job application where, among other things, he signs an oath vowing to "shoot a prisoner trying to escape" and some more photoshops.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Kenyon Martin And Trina In A Car Crash



Married Denver Nugget star Kenyon Martin and his girlfriend, rapper Trina, got into a car crash in Belize over the weekend. An eyewitnesses says, “As we were coming down from the airport trailing behind the vehicles we see the white car that Trina and Kenyon Martin were traveling in was cutting across and the same time a green van came and they hit each other and they went straight across and one of the children nearly came out of the vehicle because of the impact. It was very very hard and horrifying and hmmm, I still left stunned right now."
The last time we talked about Kenyon on RWS was one of sickest posts we ever had. Well it wasn't really Kenyon we were talking about, it was his wife Heather. Click here to read it.

Is Anyone Surprised

That one of the contestants on Diddy's new reality show, "I Wanna Work for Diddy" is a transgender woman named Lavern? I mean really? I got an email like it was a real scoop. Somehow, I was not shocked or suprised in the least. You?


The Vogue Italia Black Edition Sold Out

Vogue Italia is doing it’s first ever reprint after all the Black issue editons sold out, a first for Vogue.

Monica and Rocko Engaged

And here's Mo's man Rocko confirming their engagement.

DMX Court House Rap Audio

Remember last week when they said DMX was rapping outside his court hearing? Wanna hear it? Click here.

Cassie Says

Via her Myspace page:

Another Day... Another Rumor

HEY! This blog is simply to clear up a rumor. The newest one is that I am engaged. That rumor is completely false and I have no clue how it came to be or why it got so big, but it's not true, real talk. I am not engaged. Whether or not you've heard about it, thank you for your time :)

Stay Blessed!

x.Cassie

4:49 AM

Whitney And Ray J's Date

Pictures from Whitney Houston and Ray J's date over the weekend. Funny how this "date" synced right up with the recent leak of Whitney and Akon's new song. Wanna hear it? Click here.

Rick Ross Mocked Relentlessly

I am a goon! See! I been arrested! Look at my mug shot! Last week The Smoking Gun revealed Rick Ross as an ex-prison guard, now all of a sudden they're posting his mugshots. Me thinks 'Ol Ricky begged TSG to post this mug from when he got arrested in Florida back in January to help shore up his tarnished gangster image. Rick was charged with a felony for carrying a concealed weapon and a misdemeanor weed possession charge. Whatever Rick. Anyway here's some more Rick Ross the Fake Boss photoshops.




Friday, July 25, 2008

Foxy and Kim Being Sued

Fox Boogie and Lil Kim are being sued by Simon & Schuster in Manhattan Supreme Court for failing to deliver manuscripts for books they were supposed to have written years ago.

"Both books were long overdue and never delivered," said company spokesman Adam Rothberg.

Lil' Kim, real name Kimberly Jones, signed a deal to write an untitled novel in 2003. The manuscript was supposed to be done by June 30, 2004, but she still hasn't turned one in, despite pocketing a $40,000 advance.

Foxy, real name Inga Marchand, was supposed to have "an acceptable manuscript" done by Feb. 1, 2006, and still hasn't gotten it done, despite being paid a $75,000 advance.

DMX Raps Outside Court

After pleading not guilty to felony identity theft and felony theft charges in a Phoenix courtroom on Thursday, DMX started rapping for reporters after he left the hearing. Asked for a comment on his latest charges DMX rapped, "If and when you ever fall down, get back up. . . . Stand for something or fall for everything. Wait for the right pitch, you'll miss every swing..." before being pulled away by his attorney.