For £10,000 A Night You Can't Burn A Few Sheets?

Naomi Campbell stayed at the Moscow Ritz Carlton in the £10,000-a-night presidential suite last week and after she checked-out, cleaners found holes burnt in the suite's silk sheets, apparently from cigarettes or candles, according to reports in Moscow.

And check it, when they asked Naomi to pay for the dammage, she refused, telling the staff any damage should be covered by the room bill.

One hotel worker said: 'As soon as they found the burnt sheets, the managers at our hotel rushed back to Naomi's people. 'But she sent back a message saying we were being ridiculous and there was no way she would pay any fee.'

If the Moscow Ritz know like I know, they'll leave Naomi alone before one of their maids gets her butt kicked over a set of sheets.

They Say

Disgraced Olympic track star Marion Jones has asked President Bush to commute her six-month prison sentence for lying to federal agents about her use of performance-enhancing drugs and a check-fraud scam.

The Justice Department confirmed Monday that Jones is among hundreds of convicted felons who have applied for presidential pardons or sentence commutations, but would provide no further details. A pardon removes a conviction from someone's record, while a commutation only reduces or eliminates the person's sentence.

Jones was sentenced in January to six months in prison and 400 hours of community service.

Al Dating Star Look Alike

Taking his attention seeking to a whole 'nother level, Al Reyonlds showed up to the Tommy Bahama fashion show at the Raleigh hotel in Miami with a Star Jones look-alike, laughed a witness. "Only this "Star" was wearing a fake Herve Leger dress and 4-inch stilettos." They say fashion forward, not-gay-at-all Al, was wearing metallic sneakers and a towel around his neck. 

Rick Ross Street Cred Shot

We got another fake rapper in our midst, y'all...!

When Stage Diving Goes Wrong

Method Man dives into the crowd and they dropped him!

DMX Arrested In Phoenix

Remember when DMX checked into the hospital using a fake name and social security number to avoid paying the bill? That illegal chicken has come home to roost. Your boy was picked up in a Phoenix shopping mall on identity theft charges this past Saturday because back in April he checked into Scottsdale's Mayo clinic using the name 'Troy Jones' then failed to pay the $7,000 hospital bill.

They Say

Pharrell is expecting a baby with his girlfriend and that he refuses to disclose any details.

Free Agent

Naomi Campbell has cut ties with her modeling agency, IMG in London. Naomi signed with the independent agency with hopes they would get her more TV and film roles and when that didn't happen, she jetted. IMG still reps for her international work, though.

Dr. Dre's Daughter Got Something To Say

Dre's daughter Menaj is pissed off because Dre won't help her make it in the music business so she made a You Tube about it.

Lil Srappy Stabbed And Arrested

Atl rapper Lil Srcappy [don't say "who!?" Just Google him!] got into a little scrap over the weekend. Looks like Scrap's little sister was getting her butt kicked by her boyfriend when she called Scrappy for back up. The boyfriend ended up stabbing Scrappy and when the police showed up, they found a .38 caliber hand gun, 2 lbs of weed and $80k in Scrap's car. Why they were searching his car, when he was the "victim" I don't know. But anyway, your boy spent a few hours in jail until he came up with the $1,500 he needed to bond out. Lil Scrappy is facing felony charges of firearm/knife possession, marijuana possession, and misdemeanor battery and obstruction of justice charges.

Kirky Speaks

Remember when West Coast rapper Game was fighting his cousin Kirkwood over payment of Kirky's sister's funeral expenses at the funeral? Well, here's cousin Kirk's side of the story.

DMC In The Hospital

Darryl "DMC" McDaniels of the legendary rap group Run-DMC was scheduled to undergo surgery at a New Jersey hospital Friday to remove two major blood clots in his left arm.

McDaniels, 44, had been suffering from pain and swelling in his arm when doctors discovered the clots, his publicist Tracey Miller told The Associated Press.

Miller did not know when McDaniels would be released, and said he had canceled a planned performance over the weekend.

50 Passes Drug Test Gets To See Son

50 Cent's estranged baby mama Shaniqua thought she was being slick when she sprung a surprise drug test on 50 after he showed up in court to ask for permission to take his son Marquis on vacation with him from Aug 3 thru Aug 12, after Shaniqua refused to hand the kid over claiming those dates coincided with Marquis' summer basketball camp. Well, your boy took the test without hesitation and passed. But get this, Shaniqua FAILED her own drug test and blamed the opiates found in her system on a codeine-laced cough medicine she dranks takes.

They Say

the launch party for Kimora Lee's new Fabulosity line, sold exclusively at JC Penny's and your local hot house, was a big ole mess. Angry party goers claim there weren't enough seats for invited guests and when they complained, were offered free bottles of champagne to stay. Most, however, opted to loot the gifting suite and dip.