Monday, July 14, 2008

Nobody Wanted To Meet Dave

Eddie Murphy's new movie "Meet Dave" pulled in a pitiful $5 million dollars it's opening weekend.

Don't You Hate When That Happens

Miss USA, Crystle Stewart of Texas, fell on her butt in Vietnam at the Miss Universe pageant. This is the second year in a row Miss USA fell down in the Miss Universe pageant. Miss Venezuela won the crown.

Eryka Badu Says You Can Kiss Her Placenta


Erykah Badu is having another baby, this time with her new artist, Jay Electronica. Anyway, Erykah posts on OkayPlaya.com's message board and somebody over there was talking smack about Erykah's multiple baby daddies and stuff. Here is Erykah's response:

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE QUEENDOM...AND MY CHILDREN AND MY INTELLIGENCE.ive never been so disgusted in all of my life .there is no other place i used to enjoy more .i post no where else .you guys have taken an all time low , tho.I'LL STATE MY PEACE i am a great mother and care giver to my 2 children and to this world .my children are 2 of the kindest and happiest people i have met.I home schooled them and taught them the ways of good to the best of my ability.i am their doctor and their nurse .and even sometimes their mother and their father.i am an excellent mother and resent all of the negative comments and insults on my character.I PUT MUCH TIME AND THOUGHT INTO HAVING AND RAISING MY CHILDREN.IVE HAD THE HONORS OF HAVING 2 HOME BIRTHS AND 2 WONDERFUL PARTNERS BY MY SIDE.every relationship i have been in was because i loved the person DEARLY and was dedicated to us "exclusively" FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS.the fathers of my children are my brothers and friends .we have a great deal of respect for one another and always will.WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN TO NO END.we took our own "vows" and CONTINUE TO UPHOLD THEM.AND THAT IS WHAT THAT IS .question?WHAT IS MARRIAGE ?WHO IS THE JUDGE?WE ONLY UNDERSTAND THE EXAMPLES WE ARE GIVEN ( well sort of)WOULD IT "LOOK BETTER " TO MARRY AND DIVIORCE AND MARRY AGAIN ?WOULD THAT BE MORALLY CORRECT ?WHATS THE DIFFERENCE ? the government's involvement i guess.IDEALLY , IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT TO FIND THE MAN OR WOMAN WHO FULFILLS YOUR SPIRIT AND STAY FOR EVER AND EVER ( thru sickness and health till death do us part ) AND HAVE HEALTHY STRONG CHILDREN AS A RESULT OF A HEALTHY AND STRONG UNION.(this CAN happen ... we need much training , however.)OR IS IT REALLY "GOOD" TO STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE BOTH PARTIES ARE UNFULFILLED , LONGING FOR RELIEF , BRINGING one another down as a result of improper training , creating BAD ENERGY AND EXPERIENCES FOR THE CHILD TO REPEAT ?(not to mention breeding deceit and anger and resentment )SEEMS TO CREATE FEARFUL CHILDREN WHO TURN INTO FEARFUL ADULTS .HOW MANY OF YOU GREW UP IN 2 PARENT HOMES THAT WERE MISERABLE AS *&%^$#@E ?OR 2 PARENT HOMES THAT WERE NOT PERFECT BUT WORKED?HOW MANY GREW UP IN ONE PARENT HOMES WHERE THE MOTHER WORKED HARD TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE CARED FOR BUT SHE WASNT QUITE HAPPY?HOW ABOUT A HOME WHERE THE FATHER WAS THE MAIN CARE GIVER AND DID THE BEST HE COULD -LACKING NURTURE?HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE A SIBLING THAT HAS A DIFFERENT FATHER OR MOTHER?DOES HE OR SHE MEAN LESS TO YOU?HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 MOTHER OR FATHER OF YOUR OWN CHILDren ?HOW MANY OF YOU HAD /OR / ARE PARENTS RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN ,THAT DONT QUITE FIT ANY OF THESE DESCRIPTIONS?HOW MANY OF YOU STAY IN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS FOR FEAR OF GOING TO HELL?HOW MANY HOS OUT THERE ... THAT HAVE KIDS TO GET A PAYDAY?HOW MANY PEOPLE GETTING THEY ASS KICKED AND ARE FORCED TO SUBMIT CAUSE YO MAMA GOT HER ASS KICKED?THEN WHAT is CORRECT?how about this:I PRAY WITH MY CHILDREN I FEED THEM GOOD FOODTHEY RESPECT PEOPLES DIFFERENCES THEY TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH METHE KNOW WHO THEY ARE THEY ADORE THEIR FATHERS AND ARE LOVED BY 2 PARENTS OR MORE -OR TWO OR MORE SETS OF LOVING GRANDPARENTSTHEY CRY THEY GET HURT THEY GET SICK THEY HEALTHEY ARE realTHEY ARE NOT AN IDEA or a TOPICAND NEITHER AM I .I AM ALIVE .I AM BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.I AM A GOOD WOMAM.I AM GROWING I AM COMPLETE WITH OR WITHOUT A PARTNER AND WILL ALWAYS BE AND I HAVE DREAMS OF A FAMILY STRUCTURE ALL OF MY DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE AND DESPITE ALL OF THE PAIN IN MY LIFE ...IN MY MOTHERS LIFE ...IN MY GRANDMOTHERS LIFE WE HAVE ALWAYS ENDURED AND THERE IS SO MUCH JOY TO BE EXPERIENCED.I NEVER HAD A FATHER AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE -BUT MY CHILDREN DO , AND THEY LOVE THEIR 'PARENTS' .WE ARE THEIR CHAMPIONS .live how you want . follow which ever pattern YOU like .MY CHILDREN WILL BE LEADERS and they will not ever be slaves to this society's failing idea of morality.THEY OWN THEIR MINDS AND THEIR DREAMS.BIRTH CONTROL lol ... could have 10 babies instead of 2 .I LOVE CHILDREN AND I WILL HAVE AS MANY AS GOD WILL GIVE ME .I AM VERY HEALTHY AND RESPONSIBLE AND SO ARE ALL OF MY PARTNERS I CHOSE THEM WISELY AND SOBERLY .ALL GOOD BROTHERS .your opinions lack experience and are not only careless but also very uninformed and immature.nothing is sacred here . and i see why.if i loose you as a fan because i want to continue to have children then *&%^$#@E OFF... WHO NEEDS YOU ....CERTAINLY NOT ME ... KICK ROCKS ... CALL TYRONE ... PACK LIGHT .... BITE MEi have defended myself here ON THIS SITE and hurled a few insults .. but only in response to your insults ofmy music , my clothes , my lyrics , my hair , my being a woman , my spirit, my choices of partners....these have all been on trial here . and i continued to support the energy of this place .this is to all the okay players / REAL HUMAN BEINGS hiding behind screen names in order to insult one another and who ever else you will.geeeez...i had to say somethingi am so sad for parents who try , today guys enough is enuf.dont judge to quickly , OKAY PLAYER?i know you are having fun , but what if it were you and your children?my son is 10 .my daughter, 4 .peace ANALOGUE GIRL and if this post is not clear kiss my placenta.

Yung Berg Apologizes for Dark Butt Comments

Friday, July 11, 2008

King Kids Fighting Over Estate

A family dispute over the valuable estates of Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King has landed the late couple's children in court, with two of the siblings claming that a third has misappropriated money from their parents's estates...

Porschla Coleman Confirms Break-Up with Russell Simmons

We won't be reading any tell all books from Russell Simmons' ex-Porschla Coleman about her break-up with Russell Simmons, and yes it is over...

Usher Admits Marriage is Tough

Usher says, “[I'ved learned] Just to be a little more patient. Marriage is not a sprint, it’s a marathon. You have to take your time and be very patient. Sometimes you’ve got to breathe. Step away. Walk away from each other. You’ll drive each other crazy if you’re not considerate of that.”

Queen Latifah Crashes Motorbike in the Virgin Islands

Queen Latifah, whose older brother Lance was killed while riding a motorcycle she'd purchased for him in 1992, was vacationing in the Virgin Islands recently, when she lost control of her rented motor bike and went flying. Witnesses claim, "She's lucky she wasn't killed. Fortunately, there weren't any cars or other scooters behind her when the accident occurred."

Glitch In The James Brown Auction

The auctioning of the late James Brown's personal effects has been halted because of a dispute about where the money should go. James' longtime lawyer, Buddy Dallas, and his former road manager, Alford Bradley, say money from the sale should to go to Brown's estate, in contrast to James' will that specified the money go to his 'I Feel Good Trust' to educate poor children. The case will be argued in court on Monday.

Nas Checks Jesse Jackson Over Barack Obama Diss


In response to Jesse Jackson's crack about wanting to cut Barack Obama's nuts off, Nas says, "I think Jesse Jackson, he's the biggest player hater...

Tiger Woods on His Way to Billionaire Status

According to Forbes Magazine projections, by 2010, Tiger Woods will become the first professional athlete to reach one billion dollars in career earnings.

50 Cent Debuts Low with Terminate on Sight

Lil Wayne is back in the number one spot on the Billboard charts [Coldplay's Viva La Vida briefly pushed him to #2 for a week] after selling 156,000 more copies of "Tha Carter III" last week, racking up a grand total of 1.68 million sold after four weeks on the chart, while 50 Cent's new joint "Terminate on Sight" debuted at No. 4 after moving a measly 102,000 units.

Yung Berg Disses Dark Skin Girls


Yung Berg doesn't want dark skin girls to buy his records. At least that's what I got from the asinine comment he made the other day about dark skin women....