Kimora and Russell Simmons So Not Fabulous Divorce

Ok, what's really going on inside the Kimora Lee / Russell Simmons divorce? In the beginning they seemed so civil towards each other, but things have turned decidedly ugly ever since Kimora petitioned for FULL custody of the kids. And like any devoted dad, or mogul trying not to get soaked by child support payments Russell has challenged Kim's divorce petition in a Los Angeles court, and is seeking joint physical and legal custody of his daughters, Ming, eight, and Aoki, five.

Gary Dourdan Charged With 3 Felonies

CSI star Gary Dourdan has been charged with three felonies for possession of a controlled substance– heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. His arraignment is scheduled for May 28. "If convicted, Dourdan faces a probation term and could be required to complete a drug treatment program," said Michael Jeandron, a rep for the Riverside County District Attorney. "If he completes it, the charges will be dismissed." Dourdan, 41, was arrested on April 28th when cops found him sound asleep in his car surrounded by a buffet of illegal drugs. In a statement last weekend, Dourdan said: "Obviously I am embarrassed to find myself in this situation, and I am profoundly grateful to everyone for their support."

Mariah Carey Told Oprah She Has a Tattoo

Mariah Carey told Oprah she has a tattoo on her neck that says "Mrs. Cannon".

Foxy Covers Jet

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Secretly Married

Kid Who Stole 50 Cent's Chain Apprehended

Bruno Carvalho, that kid who ran up on stage an snatched 50 Cent's chain off his neck in Angola, got turned in by his parents.

Chris Brown's Goon Squad Beat Down Photogs

Chris Brown's bodyguards beat up a photog and took his $3000.00 camera after he brazenly opened the door [or stuck his head in the window, depending on who you ask] to Chris' SUV trying to get a picture of Chris and Rihanna after they left a private party for Chris' 19th birthday in St. Petersburg, FL.

Wesley Snipes Requests Bail

Wesley Snipes asked a court to let him stay free on bail while he appeals his conviction and three-year prison term for failing to file income tax returns...

Lil Wayne Pleads Not Guilty

Remember back in January when Lil Wayne's tour bus got pulled over in Yuma, Arizona and cops found 105 grams of marijuana, almost 29 grams of cocaine, 41 grams of Ecstasy, $22,000 in cash and several firearms? Yesterday [May 6] your boy entered a not guilty plea in Arizona Superior Court to charges of possession of dangerous drugs, possession of a narcotic drug for sale, misconduct involving weapons and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia. His next court date is May 19.

Remy Live From Rikers

False Alarm

Somebody at the court house is hating on your girl. That bench warrant for Foxy yesterday was a mistake. Apparently, the case was delayed to May 8th but that information never made it to court officials so it wasn't on their calendar. Once they realized the error, they recalled the warrant.

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Yeah so, last week Dennis Rodman got arrested for jumping on his girlfriend and this week he's going to rehab. His spokesperson said, "Yes, Dennis checked into an outpatient rehab center in Fort Lauderdale. His life has not been going smoothly for the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his kids. And he has been drinking too much."

Foxy Brown Skips Court Date

I'm starting to believe Foxy Brown pulls these stunts to get attention, and since I'm such a sucker for an attention-seeker, I'mma give her what she wants. Fox Boogie skipped out on her court date today. She was supposed to be in a Brooklyn courtroom to face those pesky assault charges from when she popped her neighbor in the face with her Blackberry. Now there's a bench warrant out for her arrest. In her defense, maybe she just didn't hear them when they told her when her court date was. You know the chile is deaf.

New Witness Steps Forward In R Kelly Case

The judge in the R Kelly child pornography case has agreed to allow testimony from a young woman, who was also a minor at the time, who says she participated in threesomes with R Kelly and the young woman who appears on tape getting pee'd on by R, proving the girl's age and identity. The girl in question [now in her 20's] and her parents have steadfastly denied that she is the one in the video. The judge has also agreed to allow the prosecution to bring up the whole R Kelly marrying Aaliyah while she was only 15 thing and information about other underage girls who filed charges against R-ah and later settled with him.