Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Remy Live From Rikers

False Alarm

Somebody at the court house is hating on your girl. That bench warrant for Foxy yesterday was a mistake. Apparently, the case was delayed to May 8th but that information never made it to court officials so it wasn't on their calendar. Once they realized the error, they recalled the warrant.

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Yeah so, last week Dennis Rodman got arrested for jumping on his girlfriend and this week he's going to rehab. His spokesperson said, "Yes, Dennis checked into an outpatient rehab center in Fort Lauderdale. His life has not been going smoothly for the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his kids. And he has been drinking too much."

Monday, May 05, 2008

Foxy Brown Skips Court Date

I'm starting to believe Foxy Brown pulls these stunts to get attention, and since I'm such a sucker for an attention-seeker, I'mma give her what she wants. Fox Boogie skipped out on her court date today. She was supposed to be in a Brooklyn courtroom to face those pesky assault charges from when she popped her neighbor in the face with her Blackberry. Now there's a bench warrant out for her arrest. In her defense, maybe she just didn't hear them when they told her when her court date was. You know the chile is deaf.

New Witness Steps Forward In R Kelly Case

The judge in the R Kelly child pornography case has agreed to allow testimony from a young woman, who was also a minor at the time, who says she participated in threesomes with R Kelly and the young woman who appears on tape getting pee'd on by R, proving the girl's age and identity. The girl in question [now in her 20's] and her parents have steadfastly denied that she is the one in the video. The judge has also agreed to allow the prosecution to bring up the whole R Kelly marrying Aaliyah while she was only 15 thing and information about other underage girls who filed charges against R-ah and later settled with him.

The Dope Wasn't Mine

That's his story and he's sticking to it. Gary Dourdan, who was arrested last week at 5am after parking his car on the wrong side of the road and falling asleep and investigating officers found "suspected" drugs, said in an email to Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson, “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”

Groupie Puts Dwyane Wade On Blast

And just because: Gabrielle Union and D Wade were spotted dining at Cafe Martorano in Miami a week ago. And before you ask, no he's not divorced yet, but he is separated from his wife.

Kanye West Goes Off on Entertainment Weekly

Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album sh**y and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f**k you and the whole f**king staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party b***h!! You don't know s**t about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're f**king trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!

Another Day Another Lawsuit

Brooklyn's Don Diva is being sued by that chick she popped in the face with her Blackberry last year. If you recall, it was the Blackberry incident that broke the camel's back and sent Fox to jail for nearly a year for violating her probation condition of 'staying out of trouble'.

Heart Trouble

Toward the end of Derrick Coleman's 10-year NBA career, he was diagnosed with an arrhythmia. The disorder was treated with medication and it stopped his heart from skipping beats and alleviated his shortness of breath. Recently, Coleman's condition worsened and required hospitalization. Right now the plan is to implant a defibrillator and see if that works, if not he may need a heart transplant.

Beyonce and Jay Z at Madison Square Garden

James Brown Proven the Father

James Brown you ARE the father. DNA tests prove James Brown II was indeed sired by the late great James Brown, so even though little man and his mama were left out of the will, they are entitled to some cash, if there's any left, that is.

P Diddy Gets A Star On The Hollywood Walk of Fame

and all his kids came out to help him celebrate, well, all his kids except for Chance, the daughter he fathered with Sarah Chapman last year.

50 Cent got His Chain Snatched In Angola