Monday, May 05, 2008

The Dope Wasn't Mine

That's his story and he's sticking to it. Gary Dourdan, who was arrested last week at 5am after parking his car on the wrong side of the road and falling asleep and investigating officers found "suspected" drugs, said in an email to Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson, “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”

Groupie Puts Dwyane Wade On Blast

And just because: Gabrielle Union and D Wade were spotted dining at Cafe Martorano in Miami a week ago. And before you ask, no he's not divorced yet, but he is separated from his wife.

Kanye West Goes Off on Entertainment Weekly

Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album sh**y and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f**k you and the whole f**king staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party b***h!! You don't know s**t about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're f**king trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!

Another Day Another Lawsuit

Brooklyn's Don Diva is being sued by that chick she popped in the face with her Blackberry last year. If you recall, it was the Blackberry incident that broke the camel's back and sent Fox to jail for nearly a year for violating her probation condition of 'staying out of trouble'.

Heart Trouble

Toward the end of Derrick Coleman's 10-year NBA career, he was diagnosed with an arrhythmia. The disorder was treated with medication and it stopped his heart from skipping beats and alleviated his shortness of breath. Recently, Coleman's condition worsened and required hospitalization. Right now the plan is to implant a defibrillator and see if that works, if not he may need a heart transplant.

Beyonce and Jay Z at Madison Square Garden

James Brown Proven the Father

James Brown you ARE the father. DNA tests prove James Brown II was indeed sired by the late great James Brown, so even though little man and his mama were left out of the will, they are entitled to some cash, if there's any left, that is.

P Diddy Gets A Star On The Hollywood Walk of Fame

and all his kids came out to help him celebrate, well, all his kids except for Chance, the daughter he fathered with Sarah Chapman last year.

50 Cent got His Chain Snatched In Angola

Friday, May 02, 2008

The Father of The Year Award

will not go to retired basketball star, Karl Malone. Karl has another offspring entering professional sports that he had nothing to do with while they were growing up. First there was his daughter Cheryl Ford. Cheryl plays for the WNBA and Karl had no relationship at all with her until she was already playing college ball and obviously on her way to a pro career. Now, another kid of Karl's just got drafted by the Buffalo Bills. Karl never met the guy until he was 18 and then told him it was too late for him to be his father and that he needed to earn his own money for college. Demetrius Bell, whose mother was 13 at the time of his birth, [Karl was a 19 year old sophomore in college, major ick factor] doesn't dwell in the past. He says, when asked if he is disappointed that Malone is not a part of his life, "I wouldn't say it's disappointing. All of that's behind me now. I feel good I made it this far. Nothing against him, but I feel good at this time. If he would've been there, yeah, it would've been good. But if not, it's even better. Everything's a plus right now."

Brooklyn's Don Diva

Kim Porter And The Twins

Usher Refuses Monetize His Baby

"In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money," Usher has reportedly said. You'll see him and Usher V on the cover of Essence magazine's father's day issue, which Usher insists, he did for free.

It Takes Work To Maintain A Figure Like This

Mike Tyson was seen ordering the crab leg linguine, a platter of Alaskan king crab and orange roughy for lunch on Wednesday at The Coachman's Inn in Las Vegas.