You know how people in show business say it's not what you know, but who you blow? Well, Dave Chapelle did a show in Atlanta this weekend and I heard he spoke on the whole walking away from $50 million dollars over at Comedy Central thing and said, "Once you get to the big money you meet the real white people." Then they said Dave was like, "The money was in a big pile and then a dude stood over it, unzipped his pants, let his d**k out and looked at me."
Tracy Morgan's long suffering wife, Sabina, has given up on their marriage. Friends of Sabina say she couldn't take Tracy's drinking anymore, claiming when he's drunk, Tracy turns into a sex-crazed, wild man. In an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer Tracy reveils, "Me and my wife are going through a divorce, but she is still my friend. She is my rock and is totally supportive of what I am doing, and that's me having hit rock bottom." Tracy married Sabina, his high school sweetheart, in 1985. They have three sons.
Not looking good for your boy. Cops called to removed distressed dogs from DMX's Arizona home last week have now reported finding not only hungry, thirsty, overheated dogs, but also a half pound of "suspected" drugs, assorted assault rifles, cars with mix matched license plates and the bodies of three buried dogs, one which appeared to have been burned. X's attorney has said X hasn't been at the home in at least two months, but witnesses claim to have seen him as little as two weeks ago. No evidence of dog fighting has been uncovered.
Word is leaking out of the Falcon's camp that they want $22 million in signing bonuses back from Michael Vick. It's also being said that they plan to keep Vick on their roster until he pays up, but once they get the money, he's outta there. Vick has also been dropped by Nike.
Mel B's former lover is speaking out about Mel's quickie marriage to Stephen Belafonte. Christa Parker, who met Mel at their daughters' school and introduced her to Elizabeth Rodriguez, who they began having threesomes with, says, "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy and she hasn't made a mistake. I just don't want to see her hurt. She longs for intimacy with anyone she can find. Mel is very clingy. She needs constant attention and companionship. When she was seeing Eddie, she stopped calling me so often. But once that ended she was back on the phone to me every day."
'Member back in June when Jay Z was spotted at a club called The Box taking in their risqué sex show? Well, early yesterday morning The Box got raided and once again your boy was in the house checking out the scantily clad showgirls, gender-bending singers and dancing dwarfs. Luckily Jay was able to slip out without getting frisked. Others were not so lucky. Witnesses say, "All these cops busted in, and they were searching people. They lined people up near the bathroom and started going through their stuff. Nobody seemed to understand what was going on."
Director John Singleton hit a woman who stepped out in front of his SUV on an LA street Thursday night. The woman was not at the crosswalk and John was not speeding nor was he intoxicated. He waited for both the police and ambulance to arrive before leaving the scene. The 57 year old woman later died at the hospital. No charges are being filed.
Russell Simmons has stepped down as CEO of Phat Fashions, the company he founded in 1992, that launched the popular Phat Farm brand of clothing.
Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies say they removed 12 distressed pit bulls from the Cave Creek home of DMX. X was not home during the raid. A statement from X's people says X was out of town working on a project and blames this mess on the caretaker X hired to take care of the dogs. The deputies also found a bunch of guns.
Plea deal or no plea deal, the ruling from the NFL just came down. Vick is out indefinitely...
Michael Vick is expected to enter a plea that claims he took NO part in any dog killing or betting on dog fights...
