Wednesday, November 15, 2006

OJ Simpson Agrees to Enact Hypothetical Murder Scene

Remember when we talked about that disgusting
book OJ Simpson wrote called, If I Did It?
Well, you're not going to believe this.
In a two part interview scheduled to air on Fox Nov. 27th
and 29th, OJ is going to discuss how he would have killed
Nicole and Ron, if he had been the one to commit the crime.
Did you hear me?
Just days before his book is released,
OJ is going to go on televison and "hypothetically" desrcibe
the crimes in detail. His attention whorism knows no bounds.
Could he be any more cruel to his children?

Eva Dumps Tyra Banks And Benny Medina

America's Next Top Model winner Eva Pigford
is switching up her management team. She's
dropping Tyra Banks and Benny Medina and going
with Jerome Martin. Can somebody tell me who the
heck Jerome Martin is? Eva, darling. Don't you remember
what happened to Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez
when they dropped Benny Medina? They both came
crawling back on their hands and knees.
Despite that, this will probably be a much better look for Eva,
because it's obvious neither Tyra nor Benny have time
to give the girl any guidance. 

Happy Birthday Old Dirty

RIP

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bootleg Video For Jay Z Lost Ones

Woman Denies Raping DMX

She's in this month's issue of Sister 2 Sister
calling DMX all kinds of liars. She said they
had the regular old jump off type relationship
and that she absolutely did not rape that fool.
So There!
Click to read that one page I scanned.
Trina's in the mag too, still crying over Lil Wayne,
but she refused to reveal why they broke up.

MiJac Accuser Found Guilty

Janet Jackson, not his sister Janet, the
mother of the last boy who accused Mike
of feeling him up, plead guilty to welfare
fraud charges and has to do 150 hours
of community service, plus pay back the
$8,600.00 she stole from welfare.
The kicker?
Janet's welfare theft came to light during the
child molestation trial. Mike's attornys used the
information to paint Jan as a lying thief.
So not only did she lose the case,
but she was convicted instead of Mike!

Kelly Rowland Must Lurk On Lipstick Alley

Cause she's addressing rumors I only see on that
message board. Yesterday somebody on Lipstick Alley
asked if Kelly Rowland was killed in a car accident, and today
CBS news is reporting that she's safe and sound.
I hate to admit how much time I spend on the Internet
and I swear I only saw that rumor in one place.
Recoginze your power Lipstick Alley!

Queen Latifah Rebuffs Fawning Actor Fan

Do not walk up to Queen Latifah in the airport
and try to hand her your business card.
That's what some random actor dude found
out the hard way. Law and Order actor, Bill Burns
told Page Six when he approached The Queen at
the Newark airport, Latifah had her
companion rip the card to shreds and throw
it on the ground, all the while using racial slurs.

What do you think Queen called the dude?

Eva Says No To Beyonce Movie Rumors

I called bunk on this rumor the minute
I heard it, and I was right.
Eva Longoria says the rumors of her and Beyonce
playing lesbian lovers is a big fat lie.

Tracy Edmonds Dating Eddie Murphy?

This is the second week in a row Tracey
Edmonds has been seen out with Eddie Murphy.
Last week pictures surfaced of the two dining in
LA at the Ivy, and this week Page Six pegged the couple
having dinner at The Lounge restaurant.
Maybe they're working on a project
for Tracey's Yab Yum productions.

If You Were Born In St. Louis, Even If You Spent Ten Years In Dakar, You're Still American.

So why is Akon, who was born in St. Louis, moved to
Dakar, Senegal as a toddler and back to the U.S at age
ten, always touting his Africanism so tough?
Akon says he and Eminem are a lot alike because Em was
the first white boy to come and take over the rap game and
now he's the first African to come and do it. O.K. Kon, I hate
to be the one to break it to you, but if you were born here,
you're one of us. Just a plain old well traveled American negro.
Sorry!
And I think you have to sell as
much a Eminem before you can say you "took over"
the American rap game, mmmkay.

Dave Chappelle Bails on Las Vegas Show

Organizers say Dave Chappelle backed out of
a Las Vegas comedy festival without explanation
and calls to Dave's reps have gone unanswered.
Bill Maher is still scheduled to perform, albiet
an hour earlier and Chappelle fans are being
offered refunds.