Thursday, October 05, 2006

R Kelly Catches Another Case

A dude from R Kelly's posse is suing, claiming
R beat him, held him against his will, and
reneged on an agreement to pay him half
of the proceeds from R's hit, Step In the Name of Love.
When the alleged incident happened, police
investigated but did not file charges.
What makes it so bad, is that the guy says he's been a
mentor and guide to R since he was a teenager.
R calls the guy a disgruntled former employee and
hanger on trying to extort money.

R.I.P. Tamara Dobson

Tamara Dobson, who played the kung fu fighting, platform
shoe-rockin' title character in the blaxploitation movie
"Cleopatra Jones," has died. She was 59.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Will Janet's 20 Y.O. Album Sink Jermaine At Virgin?

The numbers are in and it's not looking too good
for JJ and JD.
Did you know this CD is the last one in Janet's contract
with Virgin? After this she's a free agent, and I don't see
them picking her up again after this fiasco. We've seen
Janet on the cover of everything, you think all that
was free? They promoted the heck out of this
CD and it's still not putting up the numbers.
But that ain't all. Jermaine, who heads the
Urban Music divison at Virgin, produced this whole
CD without any input from the label, and folks are
saying if things contiune to go the way
they have been, his position might be in jepoardy.
At least they still have each other.
Who needs money when you've got love?

Jacob The Jeweler Hard Pressed for Character Witnesses

You should already know Jacob the Jeweler
got caught up in the Black Mafia Family drug ring take down.
If you don't, click here.
Now that Jake's trial is coming up, he needs some
character witnesses to help him out in court, and
surprise, surprise, none of the rappers who like
to sing about the bling they copped from him want
to testify. Most notably, Mr. Kanye West.
Puff stepped up and so did Busta, but does Jacob really
want these two repping for him? Busta ain't exactly
pristine right now. Seems like this guy would be
trying to distance himself from these types since
it's the rap community that got him into trouble.
Don't he have any friends or clients on Wall Street?
I'm just saying.

Paul Mooney Shut Down At The Apollo


Comedic legend Paul Mooney was half way through
a taping for Showtime at the Apollo when they pulled
the plug on him. Paul says it's because he was talking about
George Bush's twin daughters, Gin and Juice, and because
he said GW's mama looks like that man on the oatmeal box!
Why would this ruffle any feathers at the Apollo?
Because noted Black republican Richard Parsons
is running thangs at over there, that's why!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Kelis And Nas Do Reality TV

If you see Kelis and Nas around New York
being followed by cameras, according to Page Six,
it's because they're the newest couple to get a reality show.
I can only imagine how Kelis will come across
on film. Can't wait. Let's just hope they
don't suffer the reality show relationship curse
that claimed Whitney and Bobby, Nick and Jessica,
Travis and Shanna, Carmen and Dave, and Flav and Hoopz

Star And Al Leaving Manhattan

Star has had enough.
She's taking her man and moving
to South Beach.

Lauryn Hill's Overdue Bills Printed in Local Paper

Pay your bills, Lauryn Hill
or you'll end up on Page Six.
Lauryn owes $1,200 for sewage services
in South Orange, NJ. Poor girl got
a legal notice in the weekly News-Record newspaper.

Kanye West Flouts Jay Z Cristal Boycott

Ain't Kanye on Def Jam?
Didn't Jay Z, the president of
Def Jam, say no Cristal? Then why is
Kanye running all over London popping
bottles of the forbidden nectar?
I guess he don't care what Jay Z says
and I don't either! Cristal for everybody!

Bobby Brown Facing Jail Time Over Back Child Support

Bob-bay! Pay your child support!
A bench warrant has been issued for
Bobby Brown in Massachusetts, cause he's
$11,000 behind in child support payments.
This the same baby-mama that was after him
before, Kim Ward, Bobby Jr and LaPrincia's mama.
He almost had to do 90 days that time,
but Whitney, I mean, Bobby was able to come up
with the 15 Gs he needed to stay out of jail.
This time he might not be so lucky.
We all know his change purse kicked him to the curb!
What you wanna bet a New Edition Reunion tour
is right around the corner?

Gnarls Barkley Gone Daddy Gone

Monday, October 02, 2006

Toni Braxton Breaks Down On Stage Over Son's Autism Diagnosis

According to the National Enquirer,
Toni Braxton stopped her show and cried on
stage because her 3 year old son Diezel has been diagnosed
with autism. Toni angrily explained how doctors dismissed her
last year when she took him in for testing after she suspected
something was wrong.

Hot 97 Knows How To Throw A Party

Remember Hot 97 Summer Jam?
Well, that ain't got nothing on the Hot 97 Back to
School Jam! First, they was frontin' on the talent.
T.I. was billed to play, but cancelled. That wouldn't be
so bad, if they had told anybody. People didn't find out till
they were walking to the venue and saw signs posted.
Young Joc performed and few local acts, but then,
according to reports, the show kinda disovled for about an hour.
Finally 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and G Unit hit the stage. Lloyd did
one song, then they cut the mikes on 'em. 50, true business man,
(you gotta know he already got paid for the show) shrugged
his shoulders and walked off the stage.
Then came DMX
The Dog was 15 minutes into his set when they cut the mikes.
Why they do that?
You know X started cussing at the sound man, then
dove off the stage on top of him. That shut the show down
completely. Foxy Brown and Jim Jones never made it to the stage.
On a side note, a rapper on Jim Jones' Birdgang Records
was arrested in a murder robbery plot, read about it here.

Thursday, September 28, 2006