Thursday, September 28, 2006

Star Jones Lists New York Apartment




Terrell Owens Attempts Suicide?

Took a road trip yesterday and missed all the juicy,
so I need somebody tell me, did Terrell Owens  try to kill himself or not?
I'm getting conflicting reports, here.
The cops say he did, but he says he didn't.
If he did, I feel bad.
But let me find out he was just trying to get some
attention......

Around Here We Only Have One Standard


We don't play about loss.
Condolences to Rev Run and his family.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Fantasia's Father Suing Over Her Memoir

Fantasia Barrino's daddy is pissed off.
Joseph Barrino filed a $10 million libel
suit against Simon & Schuster, the publishers
of his daughter's book, Life is Not a Fairy Tale.
Joe alleges the book contains false, exaggerated,
sensational, intentional and malicious untruths.
He's mad cause the book claims he was more
interested in his daughter's singing career than her
schooling, that he always asks for money when she visits,
and that he was hostile toward the music industry. He also
claims that although Fantasia is listed as the author, it
was really her granmama, Addie Collins, who did the writing.
Here's the funny part though, Fantasia is not listed in the suit.
So he's basically suing the printer, not the person who actually
wrote all the s**t. Kinda makes every allegation seem true, right?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Janet Jackson Put on Weight for Movie Role

Did you watch Janet on Oprah the other day?
Me neither
but I troll the Net enough to know she told
Oprah she gained all that weight for a part in the
flick Tennesse. Oh, really Janet? Because folks associated
with the film are whispering that nobody asked you to gain
the weight. Furthermore, they're saying it wasn't even
required for the part, which incidentally, went to another
formerly chubby singer who can't act:
Mariah Carey
Janet, you shoulda just told the truth and
explain to Oprah you had to gain weight because you
had your first Black boyfriend and everybody knows
they like women with meat on their bones!

Outrageous Demand Sink Bobby Brown Reality Show Appearance

Datari Turner, the model / producer who
brought us Damon Dash's Ultimate Hustler,
is producing a show for TVOne called, I Married a Baller
I guess because Bobby is married to a baller
they wanted to interview him for the show, go figure.
Anyway, ole Bobby agreed to be on the show if they would get
him a car. Well, according to Jawn Murray, Datari and 'nem
said, "Cool, we can get you a car for the week." But no,
Bobby wanted them to BUY him a car!
Datari is so funny. He was like, "The appearance fee is only
$1,000.00. We could get him a 1997 Ford Expo or a 1995 Pathfinder!

RZA Owes 43 Large

The United Talent Agency says RZA of the Wu Tang Klan
owes them $43,000 off the $430,000
deal they cut for him to do the music for Wesley Snipes'
vampire movie, Blade: Trinity.
$430,000!?
Did anybody even see that movie?
Damn, I wish I knew how to make beats!
And as for UTA, ya'll slipping on ya'll's pimpin'!
Next time, take your cut off the top!

Oprah Winfrey On XM Radio

Oprah has an XM radio show where she and Gail dish
whatever's on their minds. Sounds pretty boring to me,
and I haven't heard the whole show myself,
but TMZ says Gail calls Oprah "Mommy" on the show.
Huh? And ya'll not together? Umm....OK.
I'm just saying, were Oprah a man, would Gail call her "Daddy"?
Anyway,
there's this snippet from the show on TMZ where Oprah is
talking about how, as a child, her grandmother had hoped she
would be able to get a job cleaning houses for good white folk,
cause they would give her good clothes and food to take
home and how she wishes her grandmother was around
to see her, now that she got all these good white folk working for
her, and how she has "good white folk clothes" now, too. She
even got the nerve to crow about having only one Black person in her
employ! She talks about all the "good white folk" she got working
for her, saying "there's good white folk everywhere you look."
And you should hear the voice she uses when she says it.
All she needs is the BlackFace and a pair of white gloves.
Listen to it for yourself.

Monday, September 25, 2006

One Dead at Jim Jones Concert

Jim Jones concert in Virgina Beach ends with
1 dead and 3 injured.
What else is there to say?

Michael Jackson Losing $30 million A Year

You know it's bad when I gotta start talking
about Micheal Jackson, especially stuff that's
weeks old. Anyway, Fox News is rehashing so,
so am I. According to them, and a stack of legal
papers, Mike is losing $30 million a year.
Losing 30!? Can I get one?

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Coltrane

September 23, 1926
July 17, 1967

Did Al Reynolds Leave Star Jones?


He did according to the upper left hand corner
of the National Enquirer.
Not only did he leave, the Enquirer claims he moved
into a house with some dude outside Manhattan.
They also said if he knows what's good for him,
he'll get his broke butt back with Star.
The Enquirer was hot this week.
They also said Whitney Houston only served Bobby Brown divorce papers
to shake in him up, but it backfired!

Miss Cleo Comes Out

Call Me Now!
Ya'll remember Miss Cleo?
She used to be on TV doing psychic readings and she
got charged by the Federal Trade Commission for
deceptive advertising, billing and collection practices.
Well, sister girl is gay and out of the closet.
That's the juiciest bit, if you want to know more
click here.