Thursday, September 26, 2024

Diddy Attorney Explains 1000 Bottles of Baby Oil


Last week it was reported that Homeland Security Agents confiscated 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricants during the raid at Bad Boy Entertainment CEO, Sean 'Diddy' Combs, homes in Los Angeles and Miami [click here if you missed that].

According to Diddy's attorney there's a simple non-nefarious explanation for that....

...the music mogul buys things in bulk.

In a sit-down with Harvey Levin from TMZ Diddy's attorney, Marc Agnifilo, downplays the taboo of Diddy's "freak-offs" claiming they were just called "threesomes" back in the 70s. 

Agnifilo also denied there were actually 1000 bottles of baby oil, but adds Diddy likes shops in bulk and that every home he owns is near a Costco.

11 comments:

Danni P said...

1000 bottles between 3 houses makes 333.3 bottles in every house! What f×cking Costco sells baby oil in 300 bottles bulk 🤔🙄

Anonymous said...

It's the IV fluid for me. People actually needed medical attention after hanging out with this guy? And, where exactly does one purchase IV fluid from? How do you explain to the cashier why you need it?

Anonymous said...

Feds : 1 2 3 4 ...A Thousand ? Do YOU Know W Your Reputation? YOU Can Get 10 Years Per Lube ?? You Gone GIVE Me A Name-

( Diddy Harlem Shakes While The Detective Peel Off The Safety Seals)

Fed: THAT'S 10 Years RIGHT There. Give Me A Name.

Bruh E V L : The Mayor Eric Adams

Feds: MY N!gg@!!



Anonymous said...

Piddy is going to die in the slammer if this is the best representation he can get.

Anonymous said...

8:44- YOU Have An IV Mobile Nearest You.

Select A Service & Set An Appointment & A RN Will Come To YOU & Hook You Up.

I Know B/c I Get My Vitamins THAT Way. Mind You I Am A Runner.

Not Expensive & The Instant Rejuvenation Is Well Worth IT

Anonymous said...

He needs Johnny Depp attorney

Anonymous said...

#FREEDIDDY

Anonymous said...

@8:44 My friend has requested in-home IV drips after some of her wild nights out partying. She has did it multiple times, its not hard to request. Their might even be some on Groupon

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 8:57

Anonymous said...

All that money he’s paying them and this is what his attorney has to say? This is what you’re paying for a mouthpiece? Ask that attorney to play the mute challenge.

LOLOL said...

Somebody has some very dry puss or boo-ta-hole for that many bottles of lube. LOLO

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