Rihanna only wants one thing for Christmas this year and she wants that thing big and circumcised…
Rihanna covers the December issue of Elle Magazine and in a cute Q&A reveals that she's shy, she likes men who tell her what to do and all she wants for Christmas is dick.
ELLE: What do people misunderstand about you?
Rihanna: I’m shy.
ELLE: What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever said to you?
Rihanna: Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!
ELLE: What’s your mantra?
Rihanna: “F–k bitches, get money!”
ELLE: Your worst fear?
Rihanna: Childbirth!
ELLE: If you weren’t a singer, what would you be?
Rihanna: A wife.
ELLE: If you were a piece of jewelry, what would it be?
Rihanna: I’d be a choker!
ELLE: What’s on your Christmas list?
Rihanna: A big, trimmed d**k!!’
