I don't know if I can take much more of this! [<--lies] The Skankalita who released those texts messages from Tiger Woods says she has more! More!? What More!? He already said he wanted to slap you, pee on you, and go from A to M!? What else is there!?
You know Tiger must have refused to get on the Gloria Allred payment plan or we never would have seen these texts at all. And to make matters worse they say Tiger's wife ran off again, just when she was starting to come around. Oh well, too bad so sad!
