Miami was off the hook over the weekend as I'm sure you're all aware, but Royce Reed wasn't the only one showing her ass. Former football star and NFL commentator Warren Sapp got arrested for beating the living hell out of a jump-off in his hotel room Saturday night. According to police reports, the chick says Warren confronted her about other men she had been hanging with over the weekend and grabbed her by the throat and forced her out of their hotel room, leaving hand prints around her neck and and injuring her knee. Warren says he asked her to leave the room because he was expecting other guests and the she hurt herself on the way out. Whatever happened, Warren wasn't released from jail until 11am Superbowl Sunday and he wasn't allowed to join the rest of the commentators as scheduled.