Monday, February 22, 2010

Rihanna Celebrated her 22nd Birthday with Half a Stripper


and her new boo Matt Kemp. Matty's the one in the blue flannel. They say aside from the little stripper, Matt went all out and gifted RiRi with a custom made diamond necklace since her 21rst birthday was ruined by the beat-down last year.

22 comments:

its me snitches! said...

Hey.. There is noting wrong with a little pussy on your birthday...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

peace...

noelle said...

He did what? He ate her out? Wow. That is a true nice guy, spending stacks on your girl. I bet he said don't go to Brazil baby, celebrate your birthday in your home region in the dessert. Just kidding, that's a nice gesture, now where is Ye..

Anonymous said...

Gonorrhea-anna is a dumb whore point blank!

noelle said...

I hope he put a ..nevermind, he put a necklace on it :)

Anonymous said...

@its me snitches

lmao!
_______________________________________dead

Anonymous said...

to bad all she wanted to do for her birthday was get drunk, pass out and never remember..

what a waste but oh well whatever rocks mattys world!!

Anonymous said...

SMH @ "little pussy" Classic!

Nice dress @Rhi, and she may not be gay but this chick has wayyyyy too many close enocunters to be straight...why somebody always buying her pussy, or women, or something related to women...?

ms_mac said...

So if Rhianna and this midget did a 69 wouldn't it be more like a 23?

Anonymous said...

@ Da Shit

What do you consider a close encounter? I go to the strip club with my husband - does that make me less than straight?

Anonymous said...

Anon,
Just some musings from a fan...the way Rih is often photo’d w women suggests to me that she may be a little open to GoG action…It’s just a feeling I got from her.

I don’t mean to imply that women who go to strip clubs are closeted…I go to strip clubs with my man-friend also…

Rih took so much time saying that she wasn’t gay that it was kind of a “lady doth protest too much” moment for me.

Thats all. She still a bad bish!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:05PM

It does not matter if you go to strip clubs with your gynecologist, why on earth would you want to go stare at another woman's bare ass?

Blue_Danube said...

I'd fuck da stuffin out dat lil midget! I tried to fuck a midget stipper once. Lil height-challenged heffa told me "its gon cost a buck fitty." I told da bitch I only had $20 dollars for a lap dance but I may be able to throw in a coupon for a one-month free subscription to channel TLC's "little people, big world." Bitch called my mama a ho and told me to shove da twenty up my ass!

My midget dreams nearly died that day. But my inner perv won out. I'm back to wanting to fuck a midget.

Anonymous said...

^^^ lmbao!

Anonymous said...

*hysterical lafftterrrrrrr*

Anonymous said...

Its little person @ Blue. Not “midget” *rolls eyes*






And yes, I did read all that ig-nant shit you typed and yes, that’s the only ig-nant thing I wish to address. I'm selective with my applications...



Now ROTFLMAO @ you so, Carry on, Perv!

Blue_Danube said...

Yeah, whateva.

If you come up to NY I'll fluff them titties back up to 36 DD. (-:

And how in da fuck you lose a cup size with some titties? Did you get gastric bypass and rapidly went from chunky to skinny?

Anonymous said...

SMH Nope. No surgeries. One morning I just felt like my bra was "baggy"...I saw wrinkles where it used to be filled..so I went for a fitting.

Lil old YT lady took one look at me and said, "you are not a double, honey." I was so hurt. LOL

Anonymous said...

i can see rhianna being a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

@Da Shit What kind of Fan are you? LOL Rhianna has said that she thinks that everyone is/can be attracted to the same sex and that it is perfectly natural. The exact quote is somewhere on this site.
@Bitch Matt gave a Rhianna that necklace because its her birthday and he cares for her. Ain't nobody thinking about Chris or last year's "beatdown" but you bloggers.Damn, can they live.

Anonymous said...

@Da Shit she Te Amo on her current cd. That should clear up any of your confusion. She may not be a lesbian but she could be a bisexual.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:39

Because there is nothing wrong with looking at a naked woman whether you are straight, gay or in between. ince you bring up gynecologists, is yours a man? Wouldn't trust a woman to be looking at your bare ass, right?

Anonymous said...

9:05, 9:07...thanks...and I'm the kind of fan who likes her "looking pretty" instead of singing *shrugs* LOL

And yeah, thats basically what I was saying... that I think she's bi.

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