Friday, February 05, 2010

A Message From Kanye


Did you hear the one about Kanye West having a hissy fit at the airport because he couldn't get his seat bumped up from business class to first?
You wouldn't have read about it here because of all the times Yours Truly has "lobbied aggressively" to get bumped up, and I'm not even a rock star!
I thought everybody did it.

Anyway, Kanye wants you to know that rumors hurt. And he did not spazz out trying to get bumped up to first class.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

So snitch, you travel! Do tell.

Stan

Anonymous said...

I'm annoyed that that lil' bitch (not you Bitch lol) didn't use all caps to emphasize his "points."

Sweet said...

http://responsetosandrarose.blogspot.com/

Raw and uncut

Visitme said...

Thank you Saint Expedite for granting my petition! You have my eternal gratitude!

Anonymous said...

Finally!!! A human Kanye West, and not an ego-driven butthead!! Now drop Amber Rose and come back to us! Come back to us Kanye! Make your momma proud again! PLEASE DROP AMBER ROSE, PLEASE!!

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of him.

bee-mice-elf said...

The most shocking thing about this is him not using all CAPS. 'Ye bitching again? No surprise there. Amber on her monthly doesn't come close, I'll bet.

Anonymous said...

-Gossip Update-

Mike Tyson is on DTWS - Italy

Natalie Cole is now age 60

HOD is being sued for breach of contract, by a Hong Kong manufacturer ( 1/2 million dollars)

Fabrice Morvan of Milli Vanilli is calling today's pop artists "fakers" for lip synching and using computer generated music

Tyler Perry is being sued over a song, for not paying up and giving credit where its due

Rihanna got drunk and showed out in Miami

Michael Earvin (NFL hall of famer) is being sued for date rape

Janet is singing MJ's part on "We Are The World" part deaux

Naomi Campbell is planning a fashion show for Haiti

Allegedly Elin picked up Tiger at rehab and he is going back to golf in a few weeks

Allegedly Janet and JD are back together - for a music project

Omarion is supposedly being sued for "song jacking"

Groove Theory is getting back together to record more music

George Clinton's son, George, Jr., was found dead in his FL apartment

Toni Braxton said her hair "burned out"

More chapters of "Trapped in the Closet" may be coming soon

LisaRaye tells Viv to "Take those secrets to the grave" and puts her so-called celebrity friends on blast

Alexandra Wright's real name is (allegedly) Audra Lowe

Bee Gee said...

PRICE OF FAME/INFAMY says to Conye: "FUCK YOU, PAY ME."

Anonymous said...

^ Ugly Betty is getting the axe and Vanessa Williams is not happy about it.

Psssst said...

^ Christine Beatty moved to Atlanta

Anonymous said...

TEAM KANYE. i'm not fairweather at all. i love that cocky SOB.

Anonymous said...

^Cynthia McKinney is supposed to be DJ-ing a party for Erykah Badu, under the name DJ Cyn, on February 19th. Good luck with that, Cynthia, even though the name DJ Cyn is not an original.

Anonymous said...

^one of Reggie Bush's jump offs released a video tape of his whole house. Proving she was in there. Haw haw to Kim Kardashian

Anonymous said...

^New Orleans has a new mayor. It's a YT one for the first time in 30 years.

Warren Sapp was arrested in Miami. Domestic violence.

Shyne tried to get into the U.K., but was told "Hell to the naw!"

The Floyd Mayweather & "Sugar Shane" Mosely fight is ON for May.

Unknown said...

love you Mr. West... Stay YOU... Don't let these folks make you numb to emotions. Your real fans, friends and fam will always have your back. Praying for you daily. Dawn

Anonymous said...

Dr. Conrad Murray, allegedly responsible for the death of Michael Jackson, is supposed to be formally charged with his death, today, February 8th.

PUSSYCATFUN said...

WHILE HE WAS CRYING ABOUT NOT BEING IN FIRST CLASS I WOULD OF SCOOPED HIS BLACK ASS UP AND THREW HIM THE LUGGAGE DEPT.

Anonymous said...

faggot ass Bee Gee. eat midget shit nigguh!

Anonymous said...

fucking pussy

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