Tuesday, January 19, 2010

If You Play Spades Online You May Have Cussed Out Beyonce



In the newest issue of Allure Magazine Beyonce says, "I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it's really fun because no one knows it's me."

38 comments:

CosmoChic said...

I guess it makes her feel like "regular" folk

Anonymous said...

funny..

Anonymous said...

Wow. What kind of mistakes is she making. Messing up the game. Spades is easy. Even if they knew it was her she still might get cursed out.

Leslie said...

re-nigger.......I bet it was me...I'll kick my mama out if she doesn't bet her hand.

lesliethebarber.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

*Yawn* Anyone else tired of her publicist releasing random quotes and news about her to keep her name in the press every week? It's gotten quite old. I thought she was taking a break from having her name everywhere, should have known that was a lie.

ms_mac said...

Did this she-devil JUST learn how to play spades cause that shit been around 4EVA. I agree w/6:29. Dis some random bullsnit. Saddown and have a cup of shutdafuckup Yakifina. Even your fans won't care if it's you cause you ain't tellin' them it's you dingo (dingbat bimbo), duh!

its me snitches! said...

please shut yo ass zup!!

Hey, if you play spades with some "real folks", it doesn't matter who you are.. You are going to get shit if you keep fuckin up!!

Anonymous said...

She needs a damn brain!

Anonymous said...

Ummm...I thought she said in an interview a while back that she never goes on the internet period.

Anonymous said...

This bitch needs to learn how to play match the card before she plays the game of spades, fuckin moron!

Anonymous said...

In other news....

Anonymous said...

I like it.........show's that she's just like everyone else

and mofo's do be real fcking about a card game.........like they betted money or their life
on it

fck outta here

Anonymous said...

I think she is sending an INDIRECT message to BLOGGERS that she is an "anon" on the gossip sites,and she be FIGHTING with us. She could be serious about the cards too!

Anonymous said...

whoa y'all turning into psychopaths over this one little light hearted quote.

Anonymous said...

It's like the jokes just write themselves with this trick.

Anonymous said...

HER SMILE IS FAKE AND UGLY

THAT SIAD, WHY DIDNT SHE USE HER NATURAL HAIR FOR THE "SWEET INNOCENT LOOKING" PHOTOS THAT WERE TAKEN INSTEAD OF USING THAT NASTY LACE FRONT WIG WITH HAIR THAT ISN'T HERS AND THAT SHE WISHES WERE HERS? IN THE END HOWEVER NO MATTER HOW SHE TRIES TO LOOK DIFFERENT NATURAL AND STYLISH SHE ALWAYS COMES OFF LOOKING CHEAP FAKE AND GHETTO. PLEASE MY MOTHER SAW THIS THE FIRST DAY SHE SET EYES ON HER.

Bee Gee said...

Didn't Jay say "all I need is a partner
to play spades with the cards up, ALL TRUST"
in EXCUSE ME MISS?

I guess we know how that shit went...

Bey: "Baby, lets play spades with Solange 'nem."
Jay: "Nah, you should just go play online - get some more practice..."

Anonymous said...

lol @ Bee Gee

Anonymous said...

"I play with everybody, and they curse me out when I make mistakes, and kick me out of the room. I love it, it’s really fun because no one knows it’s me."

The real quote: Eye pla whi evrabodies und dey krush...kurshed...k-urse...kused me outta wen i made a mustakes. AND, kiked me outa da room. I lub it. Ets...its...itsreal...ist fun!!! Couzins know 1 nose ist me." *Smile & Wind Blowing Hair*

The Real Fedup said...

Okay this is news because?????????? *crickets* I feel her PR people must consist of distance cousins in her family and such because her PR people do ghettofied dumb ish. They don't do research for nothing and not to mention why is this chick on the news doing absolutely nothing of value to the regular folk?

I mean look at this Haiti earthquake situation....have we ever heard one quote from her since this incident???????? Every dam celeb been on charity telethon on CNN yesterday and even down in Haiti helping out! Where is her sympathy?? Nothing... no charity announce to the donation to the Haitian people in the earthquake??????????? Her PR people are dumb asses and she is clueless on world affairs. Instead releasing BS news that no one gives a 2 cent about why don't she for a change speak up when it a value to do so! Clueless chick!

The Real Fedup said...

@1143

DEAD MOTHERFU*KING DEAD! LMAO! YOU TELLIN THE TRUTH!

The Real Fedup said...

@826

Oh yeah she do need to learn how to play "memory Card" game. Where she matches the apple with the other apple. The bear with the bear. Hell while she at it a multiplication memory deck of cards too!LMAO. DEAD!

Anonymous said...

She's lying and needs more people than her and imaginary Sasha.

SickaDisMess said...

11:43. LOL. Started my day.

Bey really gotta stop making "quotes" though.

Anonymous said...

What she won't tell is how long it took her to learn the game especially for someone that does not use a computer.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
whoa y'all turning into psychopaths over this one little light hearted quote.

^^^^

It happens everytime anything is written about Beyonce. Jealously is a mutha. When your the hottest & most successful at what you do, then people will hate on you automatically.

Personally, I sit back and watch how upset people get about Bey. It's hilarious! They are obsessed with her cuz they want to be her. The fact that they care so much about what she says and does cracks me up.

Don said...

Too funny. I played Yahoo Spades back in the day and it scared me how serious some took the game of online spades to be. Now I could see if it was during the Thanksgiving holidays and the family gathered around the table and big money was on the line.

But people losing their minds over internet spades? Ain't no way.

Anonymous said...

If I knew it was her or not I would cuss her out regardless you mess up my hand in spades especially if your my partner. lol

AnonMoron67 said...

11:43pm kilt my soul....

Anonymous said...

Choking off of 11:43. OMG.

Anonymous said...

At least make up new jokes about her so we all can laugh.

*Recycle your plastics; create new jokes*
Same mofos be all ova Bey if she do something thats been done before. Yet they use the same mule...

9:29pm, 9:27 co-sign!

She did an interview with Allure. A full interview. Bitch is posting snippets and ya'll filling up the comment board. SMH Bey do it everytime. The bitch is a cash cow.

Anonymous said...

oh gawd I really need her boring azz to get some real friends to do shit with other than her sister. She doesn't realize how pathetic this makes her sound.

Anonymous said...

I don't play negro card games so I can't relate.

Bee Gee said...

1143 said *Smile & Wind Blowing Hair*

lmao

Anonymous said...

Doesnt make a difference if they new it was you or not. I mean who do you really think you are BEYONCE stupid bitch

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for this delusional bish sometimes. She really lives in her own little stuck up world. I know Jay must get bored as f*ck with her. How deep can their conversations possibly be when she's shallow as hell and her favorite topic is always herself?

Anonymous said...

9:27:

no one wants to be a thunder thigh having, fake hair sporting, ass poppin fake who's also illiterate piece of uneducated trash.

Anonymous said...

who's also an uneducated piece of trash

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