Saturday, January 30, 2010

Guess the Sweaty Crotch



It's Kelis!


38 comments:

this hoe need some soap said...

woah!

ANN said...

Another Lost Soul.

Dee Truth said...

Oh I get it. Now she's style-jacking as the "black Lady Gaga" since style-jacking as "black Gwen Stefani" ain't work out too well.

How 'bout focusing on KELIS style ??

quesha said...

so extra...when is it ever really appropriate to wear a latex onesy? she gets a big "ugh!"

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see a close up of the shoes instead. I wonder how she got her feet into them. They look like some sort of snap on contraption. Who is the, dare I ask, designer of those shoes and that outfit?

Anonymous said...

Oh Nooo God! No wonder Nas exited...it/she looks like a hot sweaty mess...did she piss on herself....kegal, girl kegal...but on the real...

She good for setting trends..in about 2 years..everyone going to be rockin' the spikes in the hair...just watch...

Anonymous said...

Ism't the punk-rock/punk-funk era over?

CosmoChic said...

Did she stand there and let them zoom in on her crotch like that, cause they had to be down there to get a shot that close.

And why.....

Anonymous said...

@10:19 The shoes were designed by Alexander McQueen.

its me snitches! said...

On a previous post I said that "I would beat the breaks off of her va jay jay.."

Well, now I change my mind!

NEXT!!

Anonymous said...

It's a good look!

Anonymous said...

I seriously hate that loud rock track by 'We are King'. It's fucking horrid!

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness Nas had sense to get away from this. She is a hot as* mess and she use Nas to the upmost. Did she piss on herself. I hope she don't raised her son to follow her footsteps.

Anonymous said...

She always talking bout how all these artist swagger jacked her but, is it just me or is she trying harder & harder to look like lady gaga now days?!?

Petty Shabazz said...

she needs to go sit her ass down

Anonymous said...

suffocating the poon LMAO

Anonymous said...

What (kind of) event is this and why was she there?

ANON1 said...

You know, when I originally saw this pic, I thought it may have been a glitch with the camera or shadowing on my computer.

*blank stare*

Oh. Well.

Now you know good 'n' well you'd have a sweaty fire crotch if you paraded around in transparent latex and 6-inch platform goat shoes.

Anonymous said...

At first I thought it was part of the ...uh, outfit. Then whoever zoomed in like this, idk, is very brave.

When you got moisture going down there, it's time to go home, not pose for the camera.

The Real Fedup said...

YEAST INFECTION CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GIRL YOU GONNA NEED TONS AND TONS ON MONASTAT 7 DAY, 3 DAY AND 1 DAY TO KNOCK ALL THAT YEAST OUT OF THERE. SWEATY MESS. THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS BEYONCE COOCHIE SWEATS TOO.

oon foo foo said...

That suit prolly smells like hot ammonia. If you gonna show case your vag make sure its intact. The little man in the boat shouldn't be tipping out holding on to the paddle.

Anonymous said...

Will somebody please tell this heifer that Gene Simmons and KISS are not hiring.

Anonymous said...

kelis has never been anything but a hook girl. to that she can add gold digger. her outfit leaves me speechless...in a bad way.

Anonymous said...

too funny @ thz comments.

Anonymous said...

She looks just plain nasty always has yuk!

Anonymous said...

SATYR SHOES! HALF MAN HALF HORSE . These shoes, same ones ga ga had on in "badromance' look like devil feet/goat thingy.The satyr always scared me. ARE THESE SHOES DESIGNED BY BAPHOMET?

Anonymous said...

I think she looks great...white girls always have on coochie cutters/camel toe ect....when a black girl wears coochie cutters she has an infection? men love to look at the vagina area they find it sexy.....why do u think back in the day before white girls grew butts, they used to purposely wear camel toes, cause they knew men needed to see either butt or croch...I show niether..tunics for me all day erv-re-day!

Anonymous said...

KEL..."ALWAYS PANTYLINERS" ABSORB WOMANS NATRUAL SECRETIONS....PLEASE, PLEASE, BUY SOME!a PANTY LINER IS VERY THIN, YOU CAN'T SEE THEM OUTSIDE CLOTHING...THEY ALSO CARRY THONG PANTY LINERS!

Don said...

Comments: funny as hell.

Al Bundy said...

rank

Dee Truth said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, 10:53

Them "Satyr shoes" gave me the heebie jeebies for some reason when I saw them in Gaga's video. Since you went there, uh, wassup with the horn-like thingies on the head piece.

Who the fcuk is designing these clothes??!

You know, some of y'all's "Baphomet" talk ain't all far fetched and off-the-wall...

Anonymous said...

yes ! The horns on "ga ga" were to represent the devil fo shore...Hollywood is mocking the bloggers with our "illuminatti"/"baphomet" theories....on the grammies tonight "ga ga" opened the show and her narrator said she is playing brainwashing music or something like that!Hollywood is just mocking us bloggers...THE TV IS THEIR STAGE/THE COMPUTER IS OUR STAGE=FAIR?

PUSSYCATFUN said...

THAT'S NOT SWEAT...IT'S "SARDINE OIL"

Anonymous said...

You all will cease and desist from any negative comments about the QUEEN. lady gaga, has nothing on my lady the QUEEN KELIS. QUEEN KELIS. She is the second coming of grace jones, with all due respect and humility. Long live Kelis. Kelis. The fan club to follow suckers..........................

Anonymous said...

Btch looks like an OVERSEXED FAUN!! he he he....

What is this, her AVATAR look--LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

THAT SWEATY VAG IS RELLY NOT ON A MIN HOW CAN SHE WEAR THAT CLOWN OUTFIT IN PUBLIC

Anonymous said...

WE REAL GEES RILY LOVE THIS NASTY THINGS BUT THESE ONE ITS DA WORST

Anonymous said...

the bitch needs to shave! i see a potential jungle in there. i hope it was worth getting a yeast infection from that shit, smh.. these females need to get it together.

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