Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger Woods Wife Kicked His Ass



Two days after The National Enquirer broke the news that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife, Tiger had a 'mysterious accident' at the foot of his driveway. Initial reports were that Tiger had somehow crashed into a firehydrant at the end of his driveway and then somehow crashed into a tree and that his wife had used a golf club to smash out the back window of his SUV in order to free him from the truck. What really [allegedly] happened was Tiger's wife confronted him about his cheating, scratched up his face, chased him out of the house and smashed out the windows of his truck with a 9 iron.