Oh how I wish I was typing about Oprah getting caught having sex in a tiny airplane bathroom with Gayle. That would make for a much better post, but you know Oprah flies on her own private jet and can do whatever the eff she wants on it. This post is about one of Oprah's flight attendants suing her for wrongful termination because the slut got caught having "inappropriate intimate behavior" [read: giving brain] with the pilot mid-flight while Oprah was asleep. Slutty Flight Attendant Chick says the other attendants, one of them being Oprah's BFF Gayle's daughter Kirby, conspired against her and lied on her to get her fired so she's suing Oprah for $75,000.