Monday, August 03, 2009

Now This is What I Call Newsworthy

Over the weekend at a party in NY City, Kelis was overheard referring to her soon to be ex-husband as a 'fucking asshole, fucking bitch' or some kind of 'fucking something or other'. Unfortunately for those of us who thrive on mundane bits of gossip and need it to help us get through our dreary workdays, we can't be absolutely sure which combination of colorful adjectives Kelis used to describe her noun husband, because the gossipwhore who spilled the beans would only say that Kelis called Nas a 'bleeping bleep' forcing me to use my imagination and amazing cussing skills to bring you this post. Thank you and you're welcome.