Monday, April 06, 2009

Two Weeks Ago


[before he was kicked off the team for shooting himself in the leg with an unlicensed gun] former NY Giant Plaxico Burress got pulled over on I-595 in Broward county and cursed out the deputy sheriff who stopped him. Plaxo was pulled over because he'd crossed several lanes of traffic, cutting off several cars, to get on I-595's westbound ramp. According to the deputy, when he approached Plax's car 'Ol Plaxy wouldn't open the car door and when the sheriff opened it himself Plax roared, "Fuck you! You can't open my fucking door!" the deputy also says dirty mouth Plax answered every question with a, "Fuck You" and threatened him with the tried and true old celebrity ruse, "You're going to be in a lot of trouble. I know the sheriff personally. You're going to hear about this by the end of your shift!" This incident was Plax's fifth moving violation in the past month. And for the record, the sheriff denies ever having meet Plax. He was issued a $150.00 ticket.

18 comments:

C Style said...

Fuck Plax "Cheddar Bob" Buress. He is a schmuck. His last play with the Steelers was a dropped passed in the 2004 AFC Championship. Fuck Dat dolphin teeth ass nigga.

C Style said...

Dropped TOUCHDOWN pass

Anonymous said...

You actually think I'm going to believe the story that a black man - who is an athlete said f*ck you to the police officer several times and all he received was a $150.00 ticket - get the hell out of here. I don't believe it one bit! Try again -

Bee Gee said...

Somebody musta convinced this supadummy dat he has 8 lives fa him to be actin' a fuckin fool like this. This nigga playin' Russian Roulette with one-time.

Bee Gee said...

@8:23 - Yeh, I betchu wouldn't have believe a million dollar athlete could be stupid enough to run up in a club with a Gloc40 and do a cheddarbob either, would you?

I believe this shit one-hunid cuz we dealin' with a damn fool here.

ANON1 said...

Five moving violations in a MONTH?!

where's my stimulus? said...

...I guess I'll wait for Nancy Grace and the police dashboard cam...
so let's reveiew:
Plax told the Broward County sheriff to f*ck off, 5 moving violations, known to carry guns on person (police apparently didn't even check), $150 ticket, sounds like he DID get a break...

Bee Gee said...

Exactly, he lucky he didn't get dat 'Cincinatti Justice' or dat 'Bay Area Justice'.

where's my stimulus? said...

...shit in Fla don't they drag your ass to the Everglades, throw you in a swamp and let the gator's chase your ass for a minute...then you sound like a fool trying to explain the abuse?!

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

i gotta admit, if he only got a $150 ticket, i'd be willing to pay $150 to let a cop know what i think about their asses. hell, i'd pay double that to curse a cop out. it would be worth it.

Only1Nikki said...

Niggedom

Anonymous said...

The Steelers and Giants loss, is a scrap heap's gain.

Anonymous said...

REPENT!!!! WHEN PLAX IS DONE PLAYING WITH THE devil AND ALL THE FAME AND MONEY IS GONE HE WILL REGRET. I HOPE HE LEARNS FROM HIS MISTAKES

REPENT!!!! THE CHIP IS HERE

quesha said...

can he do jail time just for being a jacka$$? he just doesn't give off the bright vibe.

DaShit said...

LOL Nice Quesha

"bright vibe"

Wild Safari said...

What a dumbass. Once they catch up with that paperwork, they'll be talking about suspending that license. It will be a lot harder to club hop with a loaded weapon once his ass is hoofing it.

Anonymous said...

this nigga looks like the seed of bow wow and akon.

ANON1 said...

Wild Safari said...
What a dumbass. Once they catch up with that paperwork, they'll be talking about suspending that license. It will be a lot harder to club hop with a loaded weapon once his ass is hoofing it.

4:07 PM

Now you know his next move will be carjacking...

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