Sunday, April 05, 2009

Coolio Two Hours Late For Court

Coolio pled not guilty last Friday to one felony count of cocaine possession and two misdemeanor assault charges from that time he got arrested [click here if you missed it] at LAX with crack rocks in his carry-on luggage. The misdemeanor charges are because Coolio grabbed the TSA screener's arm to keep her from searching his bag. Oh, and he showed up two hours late for court. The judge was not amused. Coolio is due back in court on April 20th and faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

19 comments:

Wild Safari said...

Dang Foolio! Was it worth it? You're acting like Earl now. (See below.)

Anonymous said...

If it wasn't for that crack rock, he'd probably be an otherwise talented and successful entertainer.

It's like some sort of cruel destiny of failure with Black entertainers: make a few dollars, get on crack, FAIL.

Whitney.

Bobby.

DMX.

The list goes on. And on. And on.

TRD!

Anonymous said...

Crackheads will be crackheads.

Anonymous said...

Whats TRD I know TRQ.LOL Old School.

Anonymous said...

They tried to make him go to rehab; he said no, no, no.

Anonymous said...

what's TRQ?

Anonymous said...

Nothing but crack can make a old man walk around with his head looking like a bowl of skinny alaskan crab legs.

Anonymous said...

Ah man he looking like he is about to star on Coolio of Love. Boo Coolio Boo.

Bee Gee said...

ir·rel·e·vance (-rl-vns)
n.
1. The quality or state of being unrelated to a matter being considered.
2. Something unrelated to a matter being considered.

Goin' from overrated to completely irrelevant leads a lotta niggas to cookin' on spoons and performin' felatio on glass dicks. It's simple arithmetic:
Coolio ((minus)) People dat think any gotdamn thing is gangsta ((equals)) irrelevance

Preacha'z Dawta said...

he was trying to get his hair together thats why he couldnt make it on time

Anonymous said...

That's why his son don't listen to him now!What freaking joke Coolio has become!!!!SMH @ this ignoramus big mistake!

Anonymous said...

why does it always have to be a black thing? white stars don't take drugs, drink, sniff, use pills? stop dissing you own ppl, drugs abuse has no color asswipe

ANON1 said...

^^^^COOLIO! PLEASE! The first step is admitting you have a problem.

ANON1 said...

how is it this fool was 2 hours late? Let me try that. I'd have a bench warrant with the quickness!

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

aren't there pictures floating around with him having dust all on his nose?

Anonymous said...

I've been lookin for a scarecrow to put in the yard!

Only1Nikki said...

LOL @ PD it is hard as hell to make that thin ass hair act right.

Anonymous said...

REPENT!!!!! COOLIO IS LIKE THAT NORTH KOREAN ROCKET......

ALL FIZZLED OUT

YOU HAD TO DEGRADE YOURSELF TO GET ATTENTION WITH CRACK

YEP YOU FIZZLED

REPENT!!!! THE CHIP IS HERE

kimmikimkim said...

Crackio.

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