Well here's the chance to make your disgusting dreams come true. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Michael Jackson will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against Michael. The goods are being sold by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. You can also bid on a used half ounce tube of skin bleaching cream. Industrial strength I'm sure.
