Don't ask, "Who Mashonda?" You remember, she's hip hop producer Swizz Beats estranged wife who, most recently, was batted around the blogosphere for accusing Alicia Keys of stealing her husband.
Anyway, perusing Crunk and Disorderly I came across this Mashonda tidbit...
A C&D reader wrote, "I’m a hairstylist in Queens and my client’s sister just came in with some great juice! She was at La Esquina this past Friday with a couple of friends to celebrate the birthday of celebrity hairstylist Yusef Williams. Rihanna’s hairstylist Ursula Stephens, Essence magazine’s Fashion Dept and other big wig music industry executives were there.
In walks Jay and Beyonce. Yusef had the back room on lock so the over zealous waiters started to try and rush the guests by offering them free meals! These people were too fab to care about some free meal and rushing for B & J. Needless to say Jayonce bounced.
But the tackiest part of the night was how R&B “songstress” Mashonda (a client of Yusef’s) decided to pull an old school dip out! When the bill came around they were short about $200 and as everyone chipped in they noticed that Mashonda, her sister and their two friends made a subtle exit. Ewe!!
She boasts so much about how, despite her failing marriage with Swizz Beak, (yes, Beak, you've seen that brother’s nose), she’s doing her, got an album coming out, etc. and you skip out on a bill?!"
tsk tsk.
