Thursday, January 03, 2008

Mr. And Mrs. Edward Regan Murphy


59 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st. and first of all fuck Eddie

Wry Beauty said...

Normally i'd be all for wishing a newly married couple the best, but dammit...Eddie needs to take care of his past business and stop ignoring the fact that he is a father.

Anonymous said...

umerah...it's noones'c bidness if she wears a strap-on and he waxes his bikini area! If they like it, I love it!
HOES & FREAKS need love, too!

***sings Salt n'Pepa's "None of your Business out the comment box***

Princess_London said...

Wow they they really did tie the knot... eeewwwww why Eddie tho I dont get it he looks so nasty to me its somethin about him that aint right!

Anonymous said...

^^^WTF???

Anonymous said...

It was actually said to be a "spiritual" ceremony and they would officially tie the knot when they got back to the states.

Anonymous said...

People act like they know everything about Eddie Murphy. Believe every rumor about him..etc. That's crazy. Is he perfect Hell nah, but he's no fucking serial killer or some shit like that.

I think they make a nice looking couple so good luck to them.

Anonymous said...

To each his own, I guess. Tracy can get the ones with the money. Do it Tracey. Only with Ed, please practice safe sex. LOL

Kooley said...

Do you like that yo husband is a Fag?!

Anonymous said...

How lovely! Were the eight children the couple have between them in attendance at the wedding? Well I guess "Scary Spice" baby wasn't.

Anonymous said...

Does the name Atisone "Shalomar" Seiuli ring a bell for anyone? I don't think Eddie's a purely homosexual man; he's bi-freak.

Anonymous said...

She is quite beautiful.This definitely a corporate
marriage

Anonymous said...

This is such a freak show!!!!!! she looks lost and clueless and Eddie loves men who tuck in their balls. Wow! I guess they could start a traveling circus and Melanie Brown could be the loud ass announcer!

Anonymous said...

Babyface is glad that she's outta his pockets now.

Anonymous said...

Those of you who think Eddie is a fag will believe any lie Hollyweird throws at you.

Nice picture ...

Anonymous said...

Look at the gay raised eyebrow...GO BOY...you got on enough make up for you and the bride!

Anonymous said...

They aren't even legal...you have to live on the island for 30 days...YOU GOT OWNED BISHES!

Anonymous said...

ohmygooooooooooooodness!! (in Sheneneh's voice)

Anonymous said...

8:02. The dead transgendered lover scandal. Um, yes. Very familiar with that.

Anonymous said...

11:49 How do you know they don't have dual citizenship????

11:25 You are in such denial, sorry it wasn't you boo boo.....

7:54 They have more than 8 KIDS between them. Eddie has 7(or 8) and Tracy has 2.....

Anonymous said...

How the hell do you look GAY even in your wedding pix.......

Anonymous said...

How the hell do you look GAY even in your wedding pix.......

Anonymous said...

Something about the look on his face that is not right? Its one of those things you can't put your finger on but you just know that you know. Nicole laughing - Mel- not so much

Anonymous said...

In my best Babyface voice..."bitch I'm glad your finally outta my deep pockets"

Anonymous said...

Eddie has a pathological fear of dentists, hence the horrible condition of his teeth. With very few exceptions (LOL), Eddie doesn't like having things put into his mouth. He hasn't been in a dentist's chair since he was a kid, and yes, his breath is even more nauseating than you can imagine. Maybe his new wife can be of help in finally getting Eddie the dental attention he so desperately needs.

If you spend just 10 minutes talking to Tracey, she will manage to work into the conversation the fact that she graduated from Stanford. She considers herself a person of taste and refinement, but her work output certainly doesn't support this: she produces nothing but low-budget shit movies. There are several other black female producers in Hollywood who are far more talented than Tracey. None of them, however, is married to Eddie Murphy.

Other than Denzel Washington, there are few people in the world Eddie loathes more than Melanie "Scary" Brown.

Charlie Murphy——Eddie's brother and closest advisor——thinks the Scary Spice fiasco cost Eddie his Academy Award; he's partially right, but the fact is, Eddie is not liked in Hollywood, and the Oscar's are essentially a popularity contest. But Eddie's still determined to win one; it's the most important thing in the world to him. His new marriage proves he's ready and willing to play the game of family-man "respectability" by Hollywood's rules.

Years ago, when Michael Jackson was still brown-skinned and had only had about 2 cosmetic surgeries, Eddie had quite a crush on MJ. He was quite obsessed with him for a long time, and, if during the time they worked together, Michael had given off any kind of adult sexual vibe, Eddie would have been only too happy to hook up. As it was, Michael was, and is, essentially a child, sexually, so Eddie was left disappointed.

Eddie and Nicole had to legally change the name of their daughter "Bria," after the couple learned that "Brea" is the spanish word for "tar." Oops!

Anonymous said...

Tracey made out good. Eddie is a very wealthy man and this can only mean big cash in the bank for her. Tracey's focus right now is to pump out an Eddie kid so that, no matter what happens with the marriage, she'll be set financially for some time. For some it's easy to close your eyes and kiss a stank mouth with stalagmite rotting green teeth, when you think of all that money can buy.

BronxStateOfMind said...

I know ppl shit on him (myself included), but hey maybe he wanted to hook up with a female where her big accomplishments was 1. an over exposed girl band and 2. dancing with the stars.

Let the freak be happy.

BronxStateOfMind said...

oops - was* = wasn't

Anonymous said...

Oh good googly-moogly! Who in their RIGHT mind would want to be with Eddie.

Come on now...even you naysayers have to admit at 3:00 a.m. Eddie was out getting him some 'shemale' luv.

"Oh no Mr. Officer...I thought it was a female needing a ride at 3:00 a.m." Oh she needed a RYDE alright. LOL!

Anonymous said...

i never thought this was a good couple so i cant say anything good.

Eb the Celeb said...

I am so mad at you for using the government...lol

2thick4u said...

Congrats Donkey...I finally believe that you like Tracy:)!!!

I believe, I believe, I believe!!!

2thick4u said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

Jada and Will, Katy and Tom, Now Eddie and Tracey Wow!

Anonymous said...

I wish Eddie Murphy all the luck in the world. I respect and love Eddie Murphy (No homo)

Anonymous said...

Damn, Eddie look good in that cream.

Anonymous said...

I heard that it is not a real marriage...it is a civil ceromony. I've always said don't trust the "baby face" azz Tracey Edmonds....she settle divorce settlement of 70 Mill,with a clause that if she re-marries, she loses 10 million spousal support....she ain't given this up for ol donkey face azz Eddie Murphy! On top of that Baby Face set her azz up with her own production company....her game is on lock yall...never liked her because everything she's ever done, has been to a financial benefit and not off her own back! I don't know...then you can look at it from a female hustler's stand point that her game is tight azz hell!--BKChick

Anonymous said...

beautiful dress

Anonymous said...

it says a lot that no kids were in attendance; he can find time to fly out to marry, etc, but he can't spend time with his baby daughter? Tracey's judgement is obviously suspect and I'm too through with Eddie; it was NORBIT that cost him the Oscar, and if he had just waited a few months to fatten his pockets with that tripe, he would've been a'ight. Sad, sad, sad...

halile said...

he reminds me of all the other fags in the world, they marry a women to be accepted in society, how sad!!!!

matt williams said...

Hehe, look at how he is looking at the camera.

"Jonnie I be by later on tonight".

Anonymous said...

...he looks pretty gay in that picture....mmmm

Anonymous said...

Ya'll hoz know that if Eddie stepped to you, yo ass would be down, gay shit and all, so relax. Tracy is lookin' bombay though.

Anonymous said...

PUBLICITY STUNT MAYBE? TIME WILL TELL....

Anonymous said...

totally not going to last! she can do so much better....

Anonymous said...

Nice pic. Leave the newly weds alone! Let them handle their business.

Anonymous said...

This is a nice picture but what i wanna know is why would she marry him knowing he dont do right with the previous marriage? Thats something people need to look into before they get all wrapped up...

Anonymous said...

Eddie look like a Goodyear tire in this pic.

Anonymous said...

Tracie is stupid. How can see the way your man treats his DNA-proven daughter and still think he's the one for you? She's a mother, she should know better.

and yes...he looks insincere in that picture. johnny is not going to wait around forever. you better claim him before he posts a youtube video outing you.

Anonymous said...

It's about the money, people. Plus Eddie's trying desperately to gain acceptance in the Hollywood community. Eddie and Tracey, according to news reports, are not officially or legally married. Their ceremony in Bora Bora was just to bind Eddie and Tracey "spiritually" in the presence of family and friends. They will have a legal ceremony when they return to the U.S. Any man who denies his own flesh and blood child isn't worth $hit no matter how much money he has. I'm sure Eddie's attorneys will be certain to limit his liability and financial obligations to Mrs. Babyface in a strong prenup. Only then will he legally marry her.

Now what? said...

He does look like he has bad breath.

Anonymous said...

shalomor was man who looked like a woman. and was a hooker eddie picked up. where eddie found her at was in an area in which female looking men go to turn tricks. the town i live is small but there is a certain area where drag queens go to find men to turn tricks with. and the johns know that they are men because like i said that is a known area for men on men prostitution. so if a john likes men in drag he goes to that area, not the other well known areas where real women are. ed knew what he was doing. tracey is either a golddigger, a smart business woman, or a fool in love. i hope it is number 2. "hey i wonder if she has to help him pay his child support? ya know when you marry a man with child support obligations your income is also added in the pot because it is now community property. so mel b may get a big fat raise. you stupid women go ahead and marry these men with financial obligations.

Anonymous said...

I would have more respect for Eddie if he didn't think he could fool folks with a fake-a$$ed marriage. If he likes trannies -- and everyone knows he does -- then he ought to be true to himself and hook up with one. Eddie's "marriage" is just a cover for the true freak in him that comes out at night on the cruising lanes. Tracey = beard.

Anonymous said...

Why do these women hook up with these gay men?

Felisha said...

Eddie is the gold digger here....

Why is there supposedly gonna be another wedding? Didn't all the people they wanted in the first place go to the Bora Bora one? Hm? Weird...

besides, I truly doubt they'll ever get officially married cuz Tracy has money, but I doubt she'd give up that Babyface alimony dough $$$$$. Not so soon at least.

Anonymous said...

That Tracey sure is a good ACTRESS.

You'd never know it from the picture, but she's standing next to a man whose breath reeks of advanced tooth decay, gum disease, and the dick he sucked the night before.

Anonymous said...

He does not look well. There is this look that many of these mo's develop as they age. can't put my finger on it but if they are " happy" eff it- Mozeltoff!!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO, this is a goofy looking picture of them

Angela said...

Eddie's skin looks like leather. He should've least brushed his beedy-bees.

Post a Comment

Commenting Rules: Please watch your language. Disguise curse words if you must use them and do not threaten or attack other commenters.

Comments violating the rules will be deleted.