Saturday, August 25, 2007

Jay Z Almost Busted At The Box

'Member back in June when Jay Z was spotted at a club called The Box taking in their risqué sex show? Well, early yesterday morning The Box got raided and once again your boy was in the house checking out the scantily clad showgirls, gender-bending singers and dancing dwarfs. Luckily Jay was able to slip out without getting frisked. Others were not so lucky. Witnesses say, "All these cops busted in, and they were searching people. They lined people up near the bathroom and started going through their stuff. Nobody seemed to understand what was going on."