Last week Michael Jackson's "handlers" issued a statement that Mike was not bedridden, was not throwing up blood, and was not incoherent. I was like, what!? Who said all that? Then two days later Fox News issued a statement that Mike was bedridden, throwing up blood, incoherent and that his family was trying to stage an intervention. Now they're saying he was supposed to have presented Diana Ross with the Lifetime Achievement award on BET but was too ill to do it and that he’s looking for a rental in Virginia. Yeah, they said rental.
