Michael Jackson can't get a job. Yeah, so, like, Mike's been in Vegas since Christmas taking meetings with hotel and casino types, trying to score one of those Celine Dion, Prince, Toni Braxton type gigs, but nobody wants any part of him. So far the only job he was able to get was shaking hands in Japan with people who were willing to pay $3,000.00 for the privilege.
(New York Daily)