Arch-conservative Claude Allen was arrested over the weekend for theft.
The former White House aid was caught after purchasing items at Target, putting them in his car and returning to the store with the receipts to make fraudulent returns. Allen was hand picked by George W. Bush as his Chief Domestic Policy advisor, a postiton he recently left to "spend more time with his family." The choice was lauded by the Christian Right, as Allen has been described as a notorious homophobe and ferocious enemy of abortion and safe sex education.