Not really but he might as well be.
Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard is suing his baby mama Royce Reed for $500,500,000.00. Dwight is mad because last week news about Royce calling the cops on him after he picked up their son from daycare without her permission splashed all around the Internet and Dwight says that's a violation of Royce's gag order.
So how did Dwight come up with that ridiculous number? Dwight figures the story reached about 1 million people and based on the terms of the gag order that's how much he's owed.
For her part, Royce says the leak came from legal documents, not her, so she's not in violation of the order.
