Saturday, June 13, 2009
Fellatio Causes Crash
That's what the headlines are going to read when we find out what Morgan Freeman's passenger was doing to cause him to careen off the road and flip his car last year. You do remember last August when Morgan drove his car into a ditch, don't you [No? Click here for your late pass]? Then you should also recall that there was an unidentified woman mistress in the car and that Morgan filed for divorce from his wife of 24 years shortly after the accident. Later that year Morgan's passenger, Demaris Meyer, who used to be a close friend of Morgan's wife Myrna, filed a lawsuit against him for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability and property damage. Demaris charges that Morgan was at fault because he had been drinking the night of the crash, though no DUI charges have been filed. Fast forward: Morgan's filed a counter suit and while admitting driving the car, and that it left the road and "sustained significant damages" his filing "shows (Meyer) is comparatively negligent," but fails to explain what he means by that.